Peekaboo

happy father’s day

wong: no unlicensed persons can ever attempt to practice the mystic arts

ned, somewhere: *sneezes*

If the gods lived in modern times what kind of cars would they drive? I think kratos would have some kind of American muscle car or a huge truck. Loki might just get a dirt bike and call it a day. Freya might go for a prius or a Benz. But Týr? I can only see Týr in an off road dune buggy.

He would live for mud-slinging and safaris. The unadulterated joy on his face as he slips and spins in swampy mires or kicks up huge dust clouds in the Sahara. I can just see him laughing unrestrained with kratos in the passenger seat holding on for dear life with a big ol scowl on his face and mimir swinging wildly from the rearveiw mirror yelling at Týr to stop; for the love of all that is unholy, please just stop man.

i understand toddlers cuz if i was just born a couple years ago and someone tried to get me to understand and say words while i'm growing insane amounts of teeth very quickly and painfully i'd be having a temper tantrum on the floor of a department store too

Dutch doesn't give a root or a toot about Arthur's mental health

playing rdr2 finally. im fucking DEVASTATED.

Cannot believe that today we saw a race so terrible that George a) deliberately broke the rules b) got himself a drive through penalty c) mouthed off on the radio d) didn’t get any points and e) went fully unhinged in his interviews, and yet the comments I’ve seen about him on any and all platforms I have cared to investigate are possibly the most positive I have seen about him since he joined Mercedes.

Colonel Miles “you think i care about some kid??” Quaritch

and Spider “guys sometimes is not so great to know who your father was🙄🫤” Socorro

Michonne and Carl <3