Girlfrmmars - Girl From Mars

If you vote please reblog and maybe put your age I'm the tags because I'm curious as to who this reaches.

This seems to be what I've learned.

here's what i like to call

none pizza left beef: sandwich edition

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impact

me and my big stupid cock... 😞 *kicks a tin can down the street with my head hunched over*

just a few hours left until the blue haired people run the earth btw

he’s so real