Just the most awesomest guy here. He/him.
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what if they released a 4th bill and ted movie where they made out that would be really cool i think
just started watching house md and OH OHHH OGOHOHKKHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOOHHHHHH HI HOUSE!!!!!!!..................... HI HOUSE!!!!! thats what I'm feeling
"oh but ted logan-"
shhhhhh sh sh shhhhhhhhhh leave that part for me........... im the one speaking about ted logan
when im reading a super cool fanfic and it ends up just being pure smut
ok i know its none of my goddam business but our Keanu fandom is so global and im just curious. where are you from? tell us in the tags if u feel comfortable.
sometimes i think but then i stop
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
birthday baby boy!!
happy birthday johnny
honestly? why do others care so much for the reason ur shifting........ liek leave me alone!!!! if i wanna shift for my s/o i will!!! if i don't i don't!!!!
YES YE SYE ZYE YES YEZ
can you do ted logan from bill and ted please <3
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I’m sick and sad again. I need John wick to take care of me and tell me it’s going to be okay. I know his hugs are elite.
miss my man (hes not real)
the way im practically forcing myself to script on a book is scary (and WORTH IT 🔥
so i found two silly school works i did last year (one the matrix and one TLB)
Not even a Brazilian could read my writing
TLB ONE READS:
Paul: Star is at the beach,
David: Ah! Marko went there a few days ago.
At the beach
(wave sounds, then sudden rain. Star gets surprised and starts running for shelter.)
Back at the cave
Marko: DAVID! It started raining, how is this happening? Star said it wouldn't!
(David sighs and thinks: "Jesus Christ, Marko,")
David: Okay, let me explain again,
(literally a block of text explaining how the rain forms and stuff, then more rain sounds)
Marko: Ohhh.. Understood!
David: ... No problem Marko.
Mike: Ah, i wanted to know where Star was :3
(Dwayne, hanging from somewhere, comes down and yells while David laughs)
Dwayne: AT THE BEACH, MIKE!
MAKING ME CRINGE AUSGSHFEWHHA
the matrix one is literally the scene where the knock knock thing happens and those dudes call him for the party and my drawing skills are sheet
anyways bye
YAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥🔥
SHIFTING TONIGHT YA :D
me going to script after reading the most toe curling, hand clenching, hair twirling, leg swaying, mind blowing, cat meowing, dog barking, bird flying fanfic I've ever read in my life
shivers
THE LOST BOYS GRAAAHHHHH
a vampire movie from like 1987 or something
anyways literally just "heh kewl dude vampires and siren hehe ooo mermaid ooo vampire"
and bill n ted
ooooooooooo two blonde dudes and a brunette!!!!!!! gay time travel
༊*·˚ shifters!! if u see this pls rb/comment and yap abt ur rare drs!!
YES
really crappy ass edit but i made it using picsart in under 30 seconds 😭😭😭
my favorite lost boys headcannon ever
update
i have lost him
yall i hvae been getting angry at this. this be ai tee cee eihtch has been following me everywhere. i go to my kitchen? boom. hes there. staring. watching. i cant sleep with him around
+ he makes me put him to bed every night 🙄🙄
photo evidence of the crime (low quality bcuz its a security camera obvi)
it shocks me seeing him like that 😞😞
(thie posr is slash jay)
there's some specific posts i really wanna eat in a rage full way.
I've been loosing every kahoot round i play and it's giving me major fucking depression
erm changed my user so it'd match my insta and i can post edits on both sites skehehahyssjhsjehgg
anyways
art headcanons!!!!!!! :3
he stops killing 4 yu!!!!!!!
he loves yu!!!!!!
he'll t8 care of yuuu!!
would never hurt yu!!!!!!!!!
makes yu gag and puke on his cock and while that happens he makes yu eat it back!! ;!!!
cuts yu all over!!!!!
kills yu and fucks yur body!!!!!!!
goodnight kisses!!!!! :3
slash jay bay the way