๐๐HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN CONSTANTINE ๐๐
he's always been my favorite (also I was gonna do Animated Constantine, but I was struggling so I apologize ๐)
Also he'll always be my top favorite โค
Recently started reading Hellblazer, it's really cool so far.
I just feel dumb. I mean, Look at this guy. Like, REALLY Look!
Of course that man slays every gender he gets his hands on!
Major surprise upon opening my first Hellblazer comic in I donโt know how many years, John Constantine is bisexual.
(Excuse the low quality pics, Iโm at a restaurant)
And according to his wiki, heโs been Bi since the early 90โs.
Fun fact to learn over an over priced salad.
Major surprise upon opening my first Hellblazer comic in I donโt know how many years, John Constantine is bisexual.
(Excuse the low quality pics, Iโm at a restaurant)
And according to his wiki, heโs been Bi since the early 90โs.
Fun fact to learn over an over priced salad.
Cross country road trip with (a very reluctant) John Constantine.
Constantine didnโt want to pick up a hitchhiker, but they were very persistent, and he could tell something was up with either them or the situation, his โoccult sensesโ were tingling.
Bonus points if itโs Danny or Dani/Ellie that hitches a ride!
Summoning has never been off the table. In fact Danny welcomes it.
At least after the first 50 he did.
Now itโs just getting repetitive. Destroy the world, end this specific race, person, sexuality. Heโs really heard it all and it honestly sucks. Heโs a protective spirit damn it!
Look at all the high and mighty people and cultists that would call on him for their mortal issues? It's even more annoying to listen to the whiney people who think they're entitled to his power or his time.
So he did what he should've done this whole time. If ghosts are strong enough emotional echoes, why shouldn't it be the same way? He establishes a connection between his summoning circle. If the caster's intent when casting the spell is for anything other than protecting life, its free game. Que the registration of numerous ghost to send an echo of themself to fuck with the people who thought they could fuck with the king. Of course, there are rules. You're only there for a short window. No killing is permitted unless a caster is hostile and a threat to ghosts. Ensure the safety and good health of human sacrifices. Blah,blah, blah. But most importantly, make them regret ever casting the spell in the first place. Upon numerous heroes failing to stop the summoning in time, there's a vast amount of random shit that happens further proves to not fuck with the realms. Batman can only hear the nostalgic music before witnessing the lead cultist that nabbed Jason get hit by an ice cream truck driven by a muscular man and little girl in uniforms. Tim and could agree that their soft serve was the best they ever had. Hal comes onto the cultists being forced into a tea party and learning their table manners from a blue dragon in a gorgeous dress and tiara. Flash comes up to Shazam and a lanky grey figure with glasses discussing Justice League fanfiction while the cultists have to cosplay the members and live out their found family dreams. Spectra is having the time of her life honestly. Talking things out with depressed kids to work through those feelings or being allowed to pay a certain clown a visit time and time again for her good work along with, spooking frats and sororities.
Superman has been quick to react to cultists after a little demon of a girl promised to return if he wasn't treating his clone better to not repeat the beatdown that was personally recorded and handed to Lex to make if he agreed to make merch from it. Most summon sites are Jumpscare Central or a straight up scrap. It's also a wonderful chance for Spectra to give the bats what they fear most. THERAPY!!! Under Jasmine's supervision, of course. JLD has heard the outcries of the JL and still keeps their good standing with the king to themselves. Especially that said king is over every Friday with treats and gifts from throughout the ages. He's fallen for the blonde warlock that has always been able to reliably call on him because he only does it when ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY! Danny found it odd that the only person who could call him now was a sad Brit in a trenchcoat but a conversation or two had them see that they were more often than not on the same wavelength. Sick of their duty, in need of a drink, and helping the world to the best of their ability. John is just so human and reminds him of how he is too. That soon applies to Zatanna too, who's distraught from leading. Besides, what happens in the House of Mysteries stays in the House of Mysteries.
had a moment redrew my last year drawing of him
Forgot about these! Johanna and also Zatanna and John
Rewatched the Constantine Movie again, just for that one scene where he escapes hell and itโs all biblical painting lookin and for the sexual tension between him and Lucifer
He may not be blonde and american in that movie but itโs Keanu Reeves so itโs fineโฆ
My preferred tarot desk is the vertigo one that DC comics put out back in the 90s.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
birthday baby boy!!
"good, I feel sinister" ๐คก
HWGDGSHA "just now" john, I love you
John is very relatable this issue
"STREWTH!" SHUT UP ๐ญ๐ญ
don't be dramatic, the photo isn't THAT bad
I like this cover a lot actually
this is too relatable as of recently
๐ด๐ป: "back in my day" "get off me lawn"
uhhhh well... no... but yeah...
why's he got no fucking teeth in that panel ๐ญ
he likes nesquik?? ๐ญ i find that shit gross
"the face of perfect beauty" ๐๐
"the face of PERFECT BEAUTY"