Glitches25 - Untitled

This artist hand-embroiders canvas "notebooks."

05/02/2025

The lore.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. This Bible story summarizes several chapters of John's Gospel, focusing on Peter's failure and restoration as a disciple and leader. Everything in the yellow narration boxes is as reverent and accurate as I could make a summary of this short length. The first ten comic panels under the summaries are simple storybook illustrations of the narrated events. 2. However, as I've mentioned before, my ritual blood-pact with the ancient St. Lawrence compels me to inject at least a little humor into this otherwise touching story, so the last two comic panels feature the non-canonical return of the rooster who crowed after Peter's denials. He looks on from a distance as Peter is restored by Jesus, and he mutters a heartfelt approval as though he was Peter's gruff-but-lovable mentor all along. The talking rooster is not yet an official dogma of the Catholic faith.

Concept art of Mr. Cheng for 'Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld'

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Bonus: studies for the puppet designs inspired by Chinese shadow puppetry.

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the suffering never ends

so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

just know everytime you say dorian might look just like his mother this appears in my mind and i start eating rocks

Alright, for the 100th time, all oppose of being thrown?

Non-Throwing Imps: Nayyyy

All in favor?

...

All in favor?

Non-Throwing Imps: They already said aye

So where are they?

Non-Throwing Imps: 60m down and still screaming.

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

A priest hooks a huge fish

Helping him reel it in, a sailor says “Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!”.

“Hey, mind your language!” says the priest.

Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, “Sorry father, but that’s what this fish is called, it’s a Fucker fish”.

Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.

“Look at this huge fucker” says the priest, spotting the bishop.

“Language, please! this is God’s house,” replies the bishop.

“No, no that’s what this fish is called, “says the priest.

“Oh,” says the bishop, scratching his chin “I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner”.

So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.

“Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?” he asks her.

“My, what language!” she exclaims, clearly shocked.

“No, sister that’s what the fish is called - a fucker”, says the bishop.

Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, “Wonderful, I’ll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!”

The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.

“Well, I caught the fucker!” says the priest.

“And I cleaned the fucker!” says the bishop.

“And I cooked the fucker!” says the mother superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:“ You know what?, You cunts are alright.”

Josie and the Pussycats in “Musical Evolution” x

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