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Long-armed scarab, Cheirotonus gestroi, Scarabaeidae

Found in Southeast Asia, this species is considered endangered

Photo 1 by malacoderm, 2-3 by maxnuraliev, 4-5 by tang-xiaopang, and 6 (female on top and male below) by fernwild

My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.

A priest hooks a huge fish

Helping him reel it in, a sailor says “Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!”.

“Hey, mind your language!” says the priest.

Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, “Sorry father, but that’s what this fish is called, it’s a Fucker fish”.

Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.

“Look at this huge fucker” says the priest, spotting the bishop.

“Language, please! this is God’s house,” replies the bishop.

“No, no that’s what this fish is called, “says the priest.

“Oh,” says the bishop, scratching his chin “I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner”.

So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.

“Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?” he asks her.

“My, what language!” she exclaims, clearly shocked.

“No, sister that’s what the fish is called - a fucker”, says the bishop.

Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, “Wonderful, I’ll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!”

The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.

“Well, I caught the fucker!” says the priest.

“And I cleaned the fucker!” says the bishop.

“And I cooked the fucker!” says the mother superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:“ You know what?, You cunts are alright.”

i implore you all to look at the waterlogged project on inaturalist. check this shit out

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

Putting all the GD codes I found

FILL YOUR PARENTS CARS WITH BEES

THE BODY OF HE WHO BEARS THE MARK OF THE HAND

SHALL SUFFER INJURY.

SHALL FEEL PAIN.

SHALL WITNESS DEATH.

BUT IS FOREVER TETHERED TO THE SOUL.

UPON INJURY. THE BODY WILL PERSIST.

BOLSTERED BY THE MARK.

IT WILL RESTORE ITSELF.

BUT NEVER TO COMPLETION

UPON DEATH. THE SEAL WILL AWAKEN

AND BIND THE SOUL TO BODY

ONCE MORE

THE BODY OF HE WHO BEARS THE MARK OF THE HAND

HAS BECOME A TOMB FOR HIS SOUL

EVERMORE AND EVERMORE.

CLAIR DE LUNE

BUCKLE UP

WHAT'S LEFT OF THE WORLD LIVES IN THE GASLIGHT DISTRICT. ITS POPULATION IS LOWER THAN TEN THOUSAND

IM SO DAMN HYYYYYYPED. MY GRAVITY FALLS BRAIN HAD NEURAL ACTIVATION MOMENT FR

Concept art of Mr. Cheng for 'Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld'

Original post on Instagram

Bonus: studies for the puppet designs inspired by Chinese shadow puppetry.

Original post on Instagram

Original post on Instagram

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

it was not on wheat...