DUDES ADORABLE!!

...not to be that person but the day for it is actually the 21st....

Little Shop of Horrors Day

On the 23rd of the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence.  And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places… 

Alastor x Venus Flytrap!Plant-like demon!reader

Requested by: @lixanjewel

Warnings: mentions of cannibalism

A/N: I’m sorry if it’s short! If I have more ideas, I’ll add the later!

- Because you are a plant demon, you need a lot of sunlight (or whatever hell has)

- Be prepared for Al to tell you constantly that you need more sunlight

- He will tell you to go outside, and when you’re feeling lazy he will force you.

- Same goes with water.

- He will tell you that you need water constantly.

- Because you are a carnivorous plant, you’ll also have to eat meat

- In your case it’s demon meat

- And how convenient! Alastor is a cannibal himself.

- He will bring you all the demon meat you want, you won’t even have to go through the trouble of killing yourself

- Because he is a gentleman, he will also cook for you

- He will make you his mother’s Jambalaya but substituting the meat for demon

- If you don’t like the taste of demon and/or are disgusted by it (because you only eat it out of obligation) he will mask the flavor of it with many spices so you can’t tell the difference.

- He will bring you to Cannibal Town when he goes to visit Rosie.

- He wants you to know that you are not the only cannibal around, there’s other people apart from you and him!

puppet history x night at the museum

Did anybody ask for this crossover? No. But I wanted it so... 🗿🍬

Yeah, 'cause he's back! He's the man behind the mask!

Look at this.

Disliking someone who is black does not make you racist

Disliking someone because they are black makes you racist

Disliking someone who is gay does not make you homophobic

Disliking someone because they are gay makes you homophobic

Disliking someone who is a woman does not make you sexist

Disliking someone because they are a woman makes you sexist

I respect this so much

rigs ur nerd off so i win every time

GREAT

PANSEXUAL SQUAD FOR LIFE MAN!!!

REBLOG IF YOU THINK PANSEXUALITY IS A LEGITIMATE SEXUALITY

i wanna come out to my mom as pansexual but when ive hinted at me not being 100% straight, she’s said its not a thing and that im too young to know (im 19) what my sexuality is and it just makes me SO MAD bc i want my mom to accept me but i think i need some support

so, please reblog if you agree that pansexuality is real and that im old enough to know my sexuality.

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful