PANSEXUAL SQUAD FOR LIFE MAN!!!

they got mad

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

Omg omg i love your Alastor posts. Something about him realising that you have a thing for his voice (and it takes him a while cause he’s so dense when it comes to things like that lmaooo) and just exploiting it whenever he wants something from you ahhhh

a/n: his voice is sooo 🥰🥰🥰 requests open!

"greetings! welcome to the hotel." alastor chirps as you're lead through the doors to your new 'home'. your eyes widen, goosebumps forming on your skin immediately after his voice hits your ears. you're completely enamored, jaw hanging open in awe. "O-oh, hello." you smile meekly, a blush on your cheeks as he reaches out his hand. "pleasure to be meeting you, the name's is alastor. " he bows ever so slightly, forcing even more color to your face.

you're at a loss for words, nothing but a fumbled 'thank you' can leave your lips. you hear snickering behind you and turn to see angel and husk covering their mouths to hide their laughter. alastor is none the wiser, smiling at you as if it's not obvious you're head over heels just after hearing his voice.

this goes on for weeks until someone (likely angel) tells alastor straight to his face that you hang around him so much just to hear him speak. alastor's ears twitch at angel's overly sexual comment, something about "she's prob'ly touchin' herself to your every broadcast, dummy." but that does give him an idea...

the next time he sees you, alastor decides to put angel's theory to the test. "hello, darling." he speaks, slow and purposeful. your body shudders as, once again, your arms fill with goosebumps. "yes, alastor?" you reply, pretending to keep your cool. "i have just a little favor to ask..." he hums, his hand reaching around to rest on the small of your back to lead you out of the hotel lobby.

you almost glare at him, feeling weak in the knees. "a favor for the radio demon?" you shoot back, earning a chuckle from him. his hand feels warm on your back, too warm. "nothing serious my dear! i've just been hearing through the grapevine that a little someone finds my voice... irresistible?" alastor whispers the word right by your ear, forcing you to bite back a whine.

quickly, you put distance between the two of you. "w-well that's interesting, huh? want me to find out who it is?" you laugh, quick and breathless as you try to cover for yourself. alastor raises his brow. "now now, no need for shyness. i can always talk you through it." he winks.

Can i just-

DAVID WITH GLASSES!!!!LIKE OH MY GOD!

please just take it rip

SOUTHERNMOTHERFUCKINGDEMOCRATICREPUBLICANS!! and revolutionary squad

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

Markus is concerned Kale is hurting himself but Kale just has an asshole cat. in other words, another healing comic

I litterally just thought of that today at school XD

Has anybody think of this yet?

WHAT THE HECK!?!?

As some of you may already know, a lot of LGBT+ content on YouTube is not available in restricted mode (link to short article). “Restricted mode” is different from “age restriction” as far as I’m aware. “Restricted mode” has to be activated in every browser on every device, but the catch is that any YouTube account can activate it and every other account that signs in on that device will have restricted mode and then can’t turn it off! (here’s a video from YouTube on it) Age restriction on the other hand, is based on the age you’ve selected on a gmail account.

What’s absolutely terrifying that so much queer content is unavailable is that the youngest and most vulnerable of our community are not able to explore these identities safely. 

Say someone has a very strict and conservative parent, who enables restricted mode and logs off. Their children possibly don’t even know that restricted mode is on! So a lot of valuable information and resources are lost to them.

This terrifies me! And don’t tell me it’s not that bad. I mostly make fanmade videos that are very queer driven. Out of the 36 videos I posted, 21 videos vanished in restricted mode! You know which video can be watched in restricted mode? A period AU about the 1930s with actual Nazi-imagery I did almost two years ago:

There’s even a swastika on the thumbnail for crying out loud! Why is this available in restricted mode?? Meanwhile, a cute little Friends-style opening I did about a queer webseries called Couple-ish where all they did was smile and laugh is removed. You know what was in there? You guessed it. Ladies and non-binary peeps kissing! 

But most of all, I’m pissed that my video about 7 misconceptions about asexuality is unavailable. It was educational. It was meant to clear stuff up about asexuality. Talking about topics like consent and sex in a mature and safe environment should not be censored!

Especially since a lot of sex ed especially for queer people is so limited. YouTube has become a great resource where queer people talk about their experiences and is sometimes the only safe environment for a lot of queer viewers. 

So yeah. I’m not even pissed I’m outraged by this. This is not okay. If a video with Nazi-imagery (yes I put a warning at the beginning of the video I’m not an insensible fuck) can be in restricted mode, but queer content cannot then that’s definitely a problem.

OMG YES

I told you guys I would walk around Comic Con yelling “Shrimp Heaven Now!!”, but I did you one better~!

Big thanks to Miles Luna!!!! He’s so chill!!