I Thought It Was David And Daniel From Camp Camp XD

Alastor x Venus Flytrap!Plant-like demon!reader

Requested by: @lixanjewel

Warnings: mentions of cannibalism

A/N: I’m sorry if it’s short! If I have more ideas, I’ll add the later!

- Because you are a plant demon, you need a lot of sunlight (or whatever hell has)

- Be prepared for Al to tell you constantly that you need more sunlight

- He will tell you to go outside, and when you’re feeling lazy he will force you.

- Same goes with water.

- He will tell you that you need water constantly.

- Because you are a carnivorous plant, you’ll also have to eat meat

- In your case it’s demon meat

- And how convenient! Alastor is a cannibal himself.

- He will bring you all the demon meat you want, you won’t even have to go through the trouble of killing yourself

- Because he is a gentleman, he will also cook for you

- He will make you his mother’s Jambalaya but substituting the meat for demon

- If you don’t like the taste of demon and/or are disgusted by it (because you only eat it out of obligation) he will mask the flavor of it with many spices so you can’t tell the difference.

- He will bring you to Cannibal Town when he goes to visit Rosie.

- He wants you to know that you are not the only cannibal around, there’s other people apart from you and him!

CHOOSE YOUR KINGDOM HEARTS GAME AND BEGIN!!!

I CHOOSE KINGDOM HEARTS BIRTH BY SLEEP!!!

BEGIN!!!

may your heart be your guiding key

Eddie doing the SHUT UP!!! scream when all the kids and Steve and Robin are talking over each other and bickering simultaneously bickering about like 4 different topics and he’s overstimulated and overwhelmed and can’t get a word in

The kids all go silent immediately and Robin’s stunned into cutting herself off mid-word. Suddenly Steve’s the only one still talking as if nothing happened until he realizes that everyone actually else actually shut up and stopped trying to get in the last snarky word so he stops talking too to just look around in awe

Erica’s the first to talk again with “Well, that was excessive….” in her signature judgy tone. But Steve quickly follows it up with an excited “Oh, you have got to teach me how to do that.”

And Eddie was just freaking out because it was all A Lot of noise and he didn’t understand what was going on in any of the simultaneous overlapping conversations and was getting more and more lost by the second, but Steve thinks getting them all to immediately stop talking at once when he hasn’t managed that once in 3 years is the most impressive thing he’s seen in a while

lazerprincess

this is a collection of her photos, drawings and her suicide note, 

this is so even if her mom deletes her blog, everything is saved, 

I must have

i want it

Omg ultimate power

Emoji M!A's

😍: My muse has fallen deeply in love with ________ for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😳: My muse is easily flustered and extremely innocent for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😢: My muse is upset and doesn’t know why for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😱: My muse is scared of everything and everyone for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😡: My muse is irrationally angry and violent at/to everyone and everything for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😷: My muse is sick for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😎: My muse thinks they’re a superstar and develops a diva attitude for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😴: My muse is tired and listless and sleep deprived for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😵: My muse is in a deep coma for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😈: My muse becomes mischievous for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👿: My muse becomes pure evil and acts horribly to everyone for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😯: My muse has amnesia for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😇:My muse is a perfect angel who can do no wrong and is nice to everyone for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😏: My muse is flirty and seductive towards everyone for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👦/👧: My muse swaps genders for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👶: My muse becomes a baby for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👴: My muse becomes old for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👸: My muse believes they are royalty for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😺: My muse becomes an animal of anon’s choosing for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🙈: My muse is blind for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🙉: My muse is deaf for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🙊: My muse is mute for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 💀: My muse can see dead people/is haunted (anon’s choice) for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👽: My muse is an alien/is abducted by aliens (anon’s choice) for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👄: My muse is obsessed with lips, kissing, eating, everything about them for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 💍: My muse marries ________ for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 💭: Everything my muse thinks is heard by everyone around them for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👻: My muse becomes a ghost for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🎅: My muse becomes santa to the world for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🎨: My muse believes they are an artist for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🎤: My muse has to sing everything they say for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🎧: My muse can only speak in song lyrics for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🏆: My muse becomes an athlete for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🎮: My muse becomes a video game character for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🍴: My muse is hungry and can’t get full no matter how much they eat.

Omg omg i love your Alastor posts. Something about him realising that you have a thing for his voice (and it takes him a while cause he’s so dense when it comes to things like that lmaooo) and just exploiting it whenever he wants something from you ahhhh

a/n: his voice is sooo 🥰🥰🥰 requests open!

"greetings! welcome to the hotel." alastor chirps as you're lead through the doors to your new 'home'. your eyes widen, goosebumps forming on your skin immediately after his voice hits your ears. you're completely enamored, jaw hanging open in awe. "O-oh, hello." you smile meekly, a blush on your cheeks as he reaches out his hand. "pleasure to be meeting you, the name's is alastor. " he bows ever so slightly, forcing even more color to your face.

you're at a loss for words, nothing but a fumbled 'thank you' can leave your lips. you hear snickering behind you and turn to see angel and husk covering their mouths to hide their laughter. alastor is none the wiser, smiling at you as if it's not obvious you're head over heels just after hearing his voice.

this goes on for weeks until someone (likely angel) tells alastor straight to his face that you hang around him so much just to hear him speak. alastor's ears twitch at angel's overly sexual comment, something about "she's prob'ly touchin' herself to your every broadcast, dummy." but that does give him an idea...

the next time he sees you, alastor decides to put angel's theory to the test. "hello, darling." he speaks, slow and purposeful. your body shudders as, once again, your arms fill with goosebumps. "yes, alastor?" you reply, pretending to keep your cool. "i have just a little favor to ask..." he hums, his hand reaching around to rest on the small of your back to lead you out of the hotel lobby.

you almost glare at him, feeling weak in the knees. "a favor for the radio demon?" you shoot back, earning a chuckle from him. his hand feels warm on your back, too warm. "nothing serious my dear! i've just been hearing through the grapevine that a little someone finds my voice... irresistible?" alastor whispers the word right by your ear, forcing you to bite back a whine.

quickly, you put distance between the two of you. "w-well that's interesting, huh? want me to find out who it is?" you laugh, quick and breathless as you try to cover for yourself. alastor raises his brow. "now now, no need for shyness. i can always talk you through it." he winks.

Rebloging from another one of our own freaking blogs because we love our child too much XD

Draw someone who works at a magical hotel.

rigs ur nerd off so i win every time