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Alastor x Venus Flytrap!Plant-like demon!reader

Requested by: @lixanjewel

Warnings: mentions of cannibalism

A/N: I’m sorry if it’s short! If I have more ideas, I’ll add the later!

- Because you are a plant demon, you need a lot of sunlight (or whatever hell has)

- Be prepared for Al to tell you constantly that you need more sunlight

- He will tell you to go outside, and when you’re feeling lazy he will force you.

- Same goes with water.

- He will tell you that you need water constantly.

- Because you are a carnivorous plant, you’ll also have to eat meat

- In your case it’s demon meat

- And how convenient! Alastor is a cannibal himself.

- He will bring you all the demon meat you want, you won’t even have to go through the trouble of killing yourself

- Because he is a gentleman, he will also cook for you

- He will make you his mother’s Jambalaya but substituting the meat for demon

- If you don’t like the taste of demon and/or are disgusted by it (because you only eat it out of obligation) he will mask the flavor of it with many spices so you can’t tell the difference.

- He will bring you to Cannibal Town when he goes to visit Rosie.

- He wants you to know that you are not the only cannibal around, there’s other people apart from you and him!

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Hey, @justcallmesabby , @ttoba poly hugs are the best hugs!!!

Eddie doing the SHUT UP!!! scream when all the kids and Steve and Robin are talking over each other and bickering simultaneously bickering about like 4 different topics and he’s overstimulated and overwhelmed and can’t get a word in

The kids all go silent immediately and Robin’s stunned into cutting herself off mid-word. Suddenly Steve’s the only one still talking as if nothing happened until he realizes that everyone actually else actually shut up and stopped trying to get in the last snarky word so he stops talking too to just look around in awe

Erica’s the first to talk again with “Well, that was excessive….” in her signature judgy tone. But Steve quickly follows it up with an excited “Oh, you have got to teach me how to do that.”

And Eddie was just freaking out because it was all A Lot of noise and he didn’t understand what was going on in any of the simultaneous overlapping conversations and was getting more and more lost by the second, but Steve thinks getting them all to immediately stop talking at once when he hasn’t managed that once in 3 years is the most impressive thing he’s seen in a while

Hamilton song asks act 1

“Alexander Hamilton”  - What have you done to get from where you started to where you are now?

“Aaron Burr, Sir”- If you could meet any person or book character that ever existed, who would it be and why? 

“My Shot”- What motivates you to keep working?

“The Story Of Tonight” - What unites you and your friend group?

“The Schuyler Sisters” - What’s your best response to a bad pick up line?

“Farmer Refuted” - What was one time that you stood up for what you believed in?

“You’ll Be Back” - What was your worst ex like during your break up?

“Right Hand Man” - Do people tend to rely on you?

“A Winter’s Ball” - Do you like to go to parties or stay at home?

“Helpless” - Have you ever fallen in love? What did it feel like?

“Satisfied” - What was the biggest sacrifice you made for someone you loved?

“The Story of Tonight (Reprise)” - How do you deal with crushes?

 "Wait For It” - What is your philosophy in life?

“Stay Alive” - What is your strategy when it seems like you’re going to lose?

“Ten Duel Commandments” - What is your method for dealing with conflict?

“Meet Me Inside” - What was the worst thing you’ve gotten in trouble for?

“That Would Be Enough” - Do you feel content where you are in life currently?

 "Guns and Ships" - Are you fluent in any other languages?

 "History Has Its Eyes On You" - What do you want to be remembered for in a hundred years?

“Yorktown” - What was your greatest success?

 "What Comes Next" - Where do you see yourself in a decade?

“Dear Theodosia” - How do you feel about kids? Would you ever have children?

“Non-Stop”- What do you want more than anything?

i just saw ur valentine's day bnt piece (im late asf ik HAHA)

but that got me to thinking about like... imagine bill not knowing what to do once he and ted properly got together and he just started to use like movies and tv and stuff for ideas on how to be a proper boyfriend kajhds

like going outside of THEIR OWN APARTMENT and playing music on a boombox so ted could look outside and have like a moment but since how that's not how reality works shit just goes wRONG ALL THE TIME

AH, romantic hijinks, MY FAVOURITE TROPE!!

bill trying to 'say anything' ted but he puts in the wrong cassette and it's jut some vulgar head banging musiC (which ted is just like RIGHT ON DUDE and misses the romantic gestuRE )

YES THANK YOU MORE PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!

Stop this “work hard” bullshit. You deserve free time, you deserve sleep and you deserve mental health. You deserve to procrastinate and you deserve to have your hobbies. You deserve it. You need it. No one should work & study all the time.

okay i know it's supposed to be tragic and all but when gay people ask their love interests to run away together with them without warning i kind of get why they always refuse. like. you want me to run away with you now? like right now? without even giving me time to pack my things? i need 3-5 business days' warning just to decide what pizza toppings i want when we order takeout you can't just do this to me

fine tumblr can have this one too