*dancing Queen By ABBA Plays In The Distance While I Bleed Out On The Bathroom Floor From 17 Stab Wounds*

every goblin has a beetle whispering in their ear like this

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

I really like this pixel brush rn 🤧

snufkin fights authority for everyone, not just himself.

yes, adam has a sad backstory. and yes, this explains why he is the way that he is. but it is still not okay. someone tell him to go to therapy, stop being weird with minors, and stop treating tadashi like that please

So… is there a sexuality for being in love with the moon? An after school club?? A cult??? Seriously, just tell me I’m not the only one who wants to marry this wonderfully weird rock in the sky.

s...snuggles? 🥺 snuggles for the bastard? 🥺 snuggles for the little bastard boy? 🥺🥺...snuggles please? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Based on my blog, do I come off more as a top or a bottom?

👑 How To Be A Tiny Royal 👑

🍊 use floral or citrus scented body care products (to remind you of the flower gardens and citrus groves behind the palace)

🕊 wear lace, silk, linen, or taffeta clothing

🪴 grow plants on your windowsills and tend to them daily

📖 learn a different language so you can be a diplomat to foreign kingdoms

🫖 brew yourself cups of English or Irish breakfast in the morning and herbal tea in the evening

✏️ keep a journal and draw plans for your castle, write profiles on your subjects (stuffies), and detail recipes you want to bake or cook

💐 pick flowers (or buy them locally) and keep them in a vase in your room

🪟 open the windows when the weather is nice and let sunlight and fresh air in

🧴 have a simple skincare routine and incorporate a facial oil or a serum

🍼 use a glass baby bottle (better for the environment!) and fill it with angel milk or your favorite juice

🧸 name one of your stuffies your “royal advisor” and ask them for advice on ruling your kingdom

💜 practice kindness by saying “please” and “thank you” - don’t forget to be kind to yourself too!