Latest Posts by goblin-knight-bastard-man - Page 6
Clink clink🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑
Any other punk monster boys want to,,, idk vibe to the Himalayas and let me show you my key collection,,,maybe cuddle a little
I cant afford or wear them but if anyone buys them please post about them cause they're beautiful
Starry Raccoon Jaw Bone Earrings 🌙
Featuring baby raccoon jaw bones that are adorned with tiny gold stars and hang from brass ear wires
All bones utilized in our pieces are ethically sourced and cruelty free
Masculine-Coded* Cottagecore Things
Suspenders! All kinds! Bright ones and classy ones and new ones and vintage ones! Suspenders rule!
Repairing the fence over and over and over again! How do those rascals keep getting out?
Ashes on your hands from cleaning out the stove or the fireplace.
Carving/whittling! Making small trinkets and leaving them hidden around the house for your partner to find.
Skipping stones in the calm part of the creek about a mile to the east.
Chatting up your friends at the farmer's market! Everyone is so busy, but you always make time for each other.
Picking some wildflowers for your love on the way home.
Laughing with your partner late into the night about what color you should paint the bedroom.
*All people can express femininity and masculinity in whatever ways they desire, of course! I just noticed that Cottagecore tends to lean toward the very traditionally feminine end of the spectrum, and I wanted to contribute something a little different!
I always love how high-pitched the “Snufkin” is :’D
In science today we had a project where we read dna to find the traits of an alien name an snork. I was just excited to see snork on our board but then my dna was only one trait off of being snork! It was skinny instead of plump
snufkin fights authority for everyone, not just himself.
@feralbasilthief brought this to my attention and I’m going feral it’s too cute
drawstring bags, 18th and 19th century
you ever look at certain american christmas movies and wonder how, seemingly, not a single person during the whole production bothered to look up what a reindeer is? like is there a single piece of animated rudolph the red-nosed reindeer media where rudolph is depicted as a reindeer and not a white-tailed deer?
He acts like an actual child
Gay home thots.....
So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”
but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared
really gets the noggin joggin
Finland’s new Prime Minister Sanna Marin is
A woman
A millennial
Raised by same-sexed parents
Youngest serving prime minister in the world
This is the utopia I was looking for. Well done, Finland!
Good morning! I’m salty.
I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.
This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.
You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.
“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.
If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.
We Are Here pt 1/?
MY HEART HURTS....
IF YOU ARE NOT OUTRAGED BY WHAT IS HAPPENING THEN THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU BECAUSE THIS IS INHUMANE....
DON’T LOOK AWAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️
Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
reblog if i can gently place a photo of a frog in your PMs
from this post ==> https://carrionthird.tumblr.com/post/186343356397/snufkin-moomin-snufkin-gently-grabs-moomins
moomin loved it <3
A snail as big as that slug would have a big enough shell that the mouth wouldn't close though
Not every mother??? You’re right, Moominmamma would never treat me like this
Druids: Our High Lord Emrys is truly incredible. Unfathomable. His innate and instinctive magic shows an intelligence no sorcerer could ever equal.
Merlin, burning his tongue on his tea: oops too hot for this thot
Mordred: Merlin? Arthur? What happens when you die?
Arthur, dragging Merlin away to talk privately: What do we do? What do we tell him?
Merlin: I don't get paid enough for this.
Arthur: What do we TELL him?? The big farm in the sky? The pearly gates?!
Merlin: Look, we just need to be honest. Let's explain very gently that there probably is no afterlife, and no god, but if there IS, we're all going to hell.
Arthur, nodding: Right. Yeah. Okay.
[Arthur turns back to Mordred]
Arthur: Have you ever been on a farm?
rb if you want me to upload moominvalley (2019) to pornhub
Snufmin Playlist!
On Spotify! Click when u need inspiration, something to fill the background, or listen to sum good ol' songs
https://open.spotify.com/user/92unvvbmn6j9r3rqaw7oav6m1/playlist/5oz1e3WY82ojMoJ3GX98eR?si=mIdJJNQjRC2X-PFVweaZ1w
*dancing queen by ABBA plays in the distance while I bleed out on the bathroom floor from 17 stab wounds*