I Finished Reading Your Story And I Must Say That, While It's Alright, There's So Many Plot Holes Because

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

🪄 let’s find happiness!

[ID: a google doc with the italicized text: “orpheus loves eurydice.” “loves” has a blue underline under it, which is signalling that it should be autocorrected to “and.” End ID.]

literally emo over this autocorrect . like it’s right… there’s no need for “orpheus loves eurydice” as a statement. the evidence is already there: orpheus and eurydice

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POV: You wanna but you don't wanna study

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09/03/21 • poem made from the handout for a lecture on the fragmentary historical sources and missing tomb of alexander the great

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