Whenever You Join A Fandom

aziraphale: now tell me, who was responsible for the black plague?

crowley: a rat

aziraphale, testier than usual bc the quality of food has gone down considerably and Everyone is dying: oh, so that’s what you’re calling yourself these days

crowley:

A little reminder for y’all and also for myself~

trying to talk to your crush like

Me to my beloved cat: You are welcome to watch me paint and keep me company if you promise not to act like a little fool.

Tommy: *Immediately tries to drink paint water.”

its called Fullmetal Alchemist because the short guy with yellow hair is named Fullmetal and the big knight guy is named Al which is short for Alchemist

sincerity is genuinely really hard like…….. if i have ever told you anything heartfelt out loud i have had to battle like 7 layers of embarrassment & repression to do that

>at the graveyard

>rotten hand thrusts out of the dirt

me: *holds it*

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Person B: Have you ever been rejected before?

Person A: Yeah, once

Person B: *intrigued* really?

Person A: A dog rejected me when I tried to pet her

Dazai and Atsushi saying each other’s names!

I ship these two hard.