Nymphomaniac Dir Lars Von Trier.

Happy birthday to the absolute specimen of a man

i hate when someone is like just kinda mean to me i wish they would beat me up instead

☽ 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔞𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔱𝔦𝔠 (x) ☾

When a piece of media uses fly fishing as a metaphor, you know it's gonna be the best thing you've ever seen

They accepted me to the uni. Suicide postponed indefinitely.

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There's a Marquis de Sade FRAGRANCE? Just. Why

what do you mean i can’t read every book, study every academic subject, taste every food, live in every city in every country, visit every museum, listen to every single song ever produced, learn every language, meet every interesting person, memorize every particle of knowledge to ever exist ???