holy fuck i just realized it’s eighty degrees out no wonder i feel like im melting. jorts were a good decision today it’s seems
But one of the regulars in the channel is a girl!
Pix Plz [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Black Hat stands in the entrance to Cueball's room, the door broken down. A surprised Cueball has turned away from his computer to face him.] Black Hat: Hi. I'm here about the girl who visited your IRC channel last night looking for Java help. Cueball: What did you do to my door?
Black Hat: When someone with a feminine username joins your community and you say "OMG a woman on the Internet" and 'jokingly' ask for naked pics, you are being an asshole. You are not being ironic. You are not cracking everybody up. You are the number one reason women are so rare on the Internet. Black Hat: At least, the parts of it you frequent.
[A woman enters the room, holding some sort of device.] Black Hat: As someone who likes nerdy girls, I do not appreciate this. I'm here to ban you from the Internet. The gal behind me with the EMP cannon is Joanna - she'll be assigned to you for the next year. Try to go online and she'll melt your PC. Cueball: Dude, she's hot. Is she single? Black Hat: Joanna, fire.
Girls w glasses are so cute. Like wow you have beautiful eyes I’m glad you got them framed
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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead
hello my beautiful mutual. if you're still taking doodle requests may i urge you to draw chip or pretzel
watching her for gil
exhausted wretched and achingggg 🎉🎉
Thinking about how wild it is that enshittification starts as a way for the rich to squeeze the populace for more money but ends up infecting everything so even luxury products decline in quality. They’ve got more money than fucking God now and for what? Literally they can’t even buy fun nice stuff for themselves because they killed craft.
Anyway this post is about Dhaka muslin but it’s also about everything.