If This Does Not Say He Is A Functional Bi I Dunno What Does

Last Week Tonight, 9/30/2018

If Amy Adams doesn't win an Emmy this year, I will riot.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum.

Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale".

So the new song reminds me of the songs that are played at the end of a classic Christmas romcom you know? Like I can feel the aesthetics of cotton candy pink and blinking Christmas light and cold winters but also the coziness of hot chocolate and books. The song feels secure you know, like a feel good road song.

Wow. She really made Christmas come in August.

Hey @taylorswift just curious, what is self-care for you in this qurantine?

Guys!

I need honest reviews about Captain Marvel. I am gonna go watch it anyway but still.

Ben Gross is the most wholesome character in Never Have I Ever and I will die on a hill for that boi.

What color?

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

💚💜💖