Lifes Were Changed People Died

Fell down a wikipedia hole briefly last night and...

ended up reading about the historical figure of Timur (the namesake for the Iron Lord) and this came up:

It is alleged that Timur's tomb was inscribed with the words, "When I rise from the dead, the world shall tremble". It is also said that when Gerasimov exhumed the body, an additional inscription inside the casket was found, which read, "Whomsoever [sic] opens my tomb shall unleash an invader more terrible than I."

And wow, knowing about Iron Lord Timur and his obsession with SIVA which led to it being released, and him being, y'know a Guardian literally rised from the dead...

*applauds* Well played Bungie. Even if it is a coincidence it's a pretty cool one XD

Osiris goes to the bedroom one night, and just sits on the bed crying as he realizes how much he's lost.

Saint-14 obviously hears this. He just comes in, kneels down before Osiris, and holds his face between both his hands, pressing their foreheads together. He wipes Osiris's tears with his thumbs, and just holds the man.

When he stops, Osiris just throws his arms around Saint, and presses into him. His gentle whispers of thanks are sweet.

And Saint just brushes Osiris's head down his spine, and tells the man he is his phoenix. Osiris burns so bright that he loses the flame and it kills him. But no less, he always rises from the ashes of what was, and becomes bright yet again.

Osiris tells Saint he can only do this because of him. Because of the promise they have to keep living for each other.

Saint nods, kisses him, and smiles. He will keep being the reason Osiris lives, then. Because Osiris is his reason all the same. They love so much. Both of them.

Kristin shipping Philza: a compilation of chat messages

In conclusion the reason Phil doesn't want to get with other men isn't because Kristin would be upset, quite the contrary.

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Pick(axe) Your Battles >.>

Ya'll this started from a joke. Starting to see that Warlock chest piece from the Warlord's Ruin dungeon getting to be kind of popular as a reference item for Felwinter (which is correct and good the man deserves to be draped in furs) but you always see that kind of goofy climbing or ice pick that comes attached vanish. But no, I say let the man keep it he'd use it, but maybe not always for it's intended use HEH.

I definitely see Felwinter as the resourceful type that will have his standard kit that he keeps with him, sure, but will 10000% pick up a crow bar (or an ice pick, or an old steering wheel, or a fucking brick...) and fight with it if that's what's hand, and he'll freaking win with it, too.

The Nova Bomb is just insult to injury :3

I was suddenly compelled to make this

antoine + étoiles insane moments, p.2. aka the ass saga. p1 here

transcript + context for some of the clips below

[Video Transcript:

[First clip plays.]

Rivenzi: You want to see Etoiles’ ass, of course…

Antoine: Yeah, I’m gonna stare at your ass, Etoiles…

Etoiles: Fuck, what dread, during Popcorn [a talkshow Etoiles had been invited on the previous week], when I went up to the map and you said that, and I thought ‘whoa—‘

Antoine: Sorry

[Second clip plays: the moment during Popcorn]

PA/Domingo: Antoine Daniel has posted a tweet for us: ‘I wanted to look at this map of Africa, but Etoiles’ ass in the shape of a standing bell is driving me crazy. Smiley face with eyes in the shape of hearts.’

[Third clip plays: a continuation of the first clip.]

Antoine: Sorry, bro…

Ponce: Oh but that tweet, besides

Rivenzi: A standing bell…

Antoine: What’s more is that I never tweet and when I do it’s to tweet this sort of shit

Ponce: That’s exactly what I told myself. When PA read the tweet, I thought to myself, ‘but he never tweets!’ And he tweets to talk about Etoiles’ ass

Antoine: There needs to be a good reason, you see

[Fourth clip plays: a clip from the Team du Lundi’s minecraft server.]

JDG: Someone (in chat) said, ‘I can’t tell whether the atmosphere is good tonight or—‘

Antoine: It sucks, it sucks

Florence: You don’t need to ask every time, it always sucks

Baghera: Always sucks. Especially when Etoiles talks about ass [which had been a previous topic of discussion for him that night]

Antoine: Stooop, I enjoy it

Mynthos: You enjoy it?

JDG: It’s true tonight that it’s more weird than bad

Antoine: I like it when Etoiles talks about ass….

[Fifth clip plays: a second and different clip from Popcorn.]

Etoiles: —you’re not allowed to tell me that [Xari claimed to not know much about cinema]. I know you, I studied, because you’re my rival [in pop culture]. I really enjoy what you do in life, Xari, and you’re really knowledgeable about cinema

Antoine: What do you mean he’s your rival? And I’m just shit?

Etoiles: You, you’re my lover

Antoine: Oh yeah, sorry, my bad

PA/Domingo: One of the three is gonna die soon. There’s a whole situation, there’s a whole lore

[Sixth clip plays: a clip from the QSMP.]

Antoine: Don’t you want to get married, dude?

Etoiles: Well, I don’t have the time to fuck

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: I don’t have time to fuck, dude. I just need to kill everyone

Antoine: No but just a marriage, you see. You’ve watched Game of Thrones— you haven’t watched Game of Thrones, you can’t know how marriages work in that series

Etoiles: I’ve watched it, but I’m married to the street, dude. I can’t give out my heart that quickly

Antoine: Yeah but you can give out your ass quickly, no?

Etoiles: No, frankly, my ass—

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: Giving out your ass takes time, dude

Antoine: What the fuck…

Etoiles: Then again, I need to think about it. I’ll give you my answer. I need to discuss, and everything

Antoine: I’m tired of getting betrayed. You get married with someone else—

Etoiles: Never in a million years!

Antoine: —it’s like yesterday. Apparently Maximus got the mic from his ass removed while I wasn’t there. I was supposed to be the one to do it

Etoiles: Oh okay, so I’m your second choice?

[Overlapping]

Antoine: No! It was just to help him—

Etoiles: No, but, okay

Antoine: He got— listen—

Etoiles: There’s no problem!

Antoine: Fuck, nevermind

Etoiles: There’s no issue! Oh, so you’re opening my chest and stealing?

Antoine: I was just looking! Out of curiosity

Etoiles: Yeah, that’s it

Antoine: I don’t even understand what’s in it

Etoiles: Yeah, out of curiosity. Dude, your opinion on my cave?

Antoine: Well frankly it’s big

end Video Transcript.]

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