Etoiles - Blog Posts
So true about the miscommunication / no communication with green team. Which was evident on the first day. I was watching Fits POV and man literally had to yell at the team saying here are my cords get your asses to me because everyone wasn't listening and everyone was talking over each other it was a fucking mess dude. Like if you watch Fits POV you can see how frustrated he gets over the constant being talked over, people changing what they want to do when they had a set plan but others want to do another thing, at one point at Etoile wants to do an entirely different thing, forever is far away doing food and like the others are like trailing after Fit but Fit it's getting ahead of them and it's a fucking mess, Antoine gets stuck at one point since he has no water and Roier goes to help him out.
Okay, time to understand why tf this teams are crumbling:
I think that what the other teams desperately need right now is some good bonding time. Some quality time u know?
Lets see
Green (Gay) Ninjas:
Cellbit mentioned to Etoiles himself about how he knows the people in his team doesn't really listen to him. And who is on the team: Bagi, Forever, Antoine, Fit, El Quackity.
Such great great minds, such good assets, but they do lack the team work agenda. They are lone wolves. Etoiles included, he has mentioned that previously.
And these lone wolves need to learn how to become a pack. Communicate. Becoma a Team. And Tungsten Rat herself might be a great answer to that. Mrouse is good on bringing people together. Maybe she could convince them to howl at the moon together for one night, I don't know.
And blue team. Or soulfire, but idk man, everyone just call them blues. Because, honestly? That seems to be their constant state.
They need to find refuge in eachother. Whenever I watch one their povs they always seen.. disheartened. They desperately need to find ways to de-stress. Sing some songs around the campfire, build cute things, idk. They are a bunch of builders and farmers and engineers, bundled together with a frickin lord of the hells amidst them. They are miserable! Lol poor Pac died so many times without a single block to add to his name. And? Oh Tina, driven mad by how many times people have destroyed and raided her beautiful farm. Also, from trying to be Bad's moral compass and not succeeding much hahaha.
And another thing, they are leaning way too much on specific people. That is not great. Once they realize they are all pretty capable, with all having really good skills to give, they will be huge (I'm looking at you Tinza). And they have been expending a lot of their energy following q!BBH or trying to hold him back, but like.. that man is gone. He's a force of nature now. They need to stop leaning on him so much so the team, and him, can focus on their purpose. Let the devil unleash hell, take care of him as ur team yes, but don't rely on him as much because for now? He is definitely not as reliable anymore. And he is going to get worse (and oh I want to watch it).
They just won a kitty, so that might boost their moral up tho And I'm not just talking about Missa. He's so wholesome, I love that guy.
In conclusion: the power of friendship is real
Il n'y aura jamais assez d étoiles pour empêcher la nuit d être sombre. Mais il y en a suffisamment pour nous rappeler que la lumière existe.
- Mathilde Fauve
Étoiles
Demain soir peut être
Pour la nuit des étoiles
Boire une tisane seule
Sur un plaid au parc
- Mathilde Fauve
Vacances d’été
soupe de pâtes en étoiles
galaxies dans mon bol
- Mathilde Fauve
Notre âme a besoin
de calme et de solitude
pour retrouver son éclat
- Mathilde Fauve
expanding on my last post, here’s Etoiles in the Bleach artstyle. Full disclaimer: I in no way claim this as my own artstyle and fully admit to tracing Grimmjow’s face to make this. This was just for funsies and I make no profit from this.
They are having fun ʘ‿ʘ
this is so them your honor
After they start dating, Pac starts messaging people asking them to rate his "fit of the day", and then just sending them a picture of FitMC doing whatever mundane (or bizarre) things they happen to be up to at the moment.
He makes this joke daily, and laughs to himself every time.
Mike & Tubbo are so done with him (but it's also a steady stream of blackmail material to annoy Fit with, so they don't tell him to stop).
Bagi and Etoiles always send ratings back, but it's very clear they're scoring for entirely different categories. ("8/10 Those cupcakes look delicious!" "-2/10 Broooo that apron is not even reinforced and where is his weapon? Fit, your wooden spoon will not save you bro")
"Rêvons-nous ? N'ai-je à prononcer qu'un nom précis pour que tout fasse sens, pour qu'adviennent de petits miracles, et être entraîné de plus en plus profondément dans l'enchantement ? Les étoiles chantent, c'est un bruissement aigu ; je n'essaierai d'en convaincre personne, mais ce soir là nous l'avons entendu."
“Are we dreaming? Do I have only to pronounce a certain name, so that everything will come together, small miracles will happen, and I will be drawn deeper and deeper into an enchantment? The stars sing, it is a high whirring sound; I will not try to convince anyone, but we heard it that night.”
— Christa Wolf, from Cassandra: A Novel and Four Essays, trans. Jan van Heurck (Farrar, Straus, and Giroux, 1984)
QSMP as vines
this was made a while ago but I never posted it
hope you guys enjoy this silly thing :]
did anyone write anything about bad and Etoiles finding comfort in both of their bodies decaying?
these two really are two sides of the same coin
AU where both Etoiles and BBH are both aro but they don’t know or understand that being aro is a thing so they both just think something is wrong with them so to try and feel “normal” they start dating
they both figure out really quick that they admire the other a lot and enjoy each others company but definitely don’t feel any romantic feelings for each other but have accidentally faked romantic feelings and think the other one is in love with them and they feel so bad for misleading them that they just don’t break up and keep going on for years until they’re married with kids
just the type of shenanigans I think they’d get up to
they sleep in separate beds 1950s style
Début d’un projet perso de carte du tarot avec les personnages de ✨Kirby / KRBAY ✨
( perso appartenant à Nintendo )
La premier carte en préparation est ……… Marx pour Le fou
Encrage puis application de la couleurs
Inking then color application 😊
Bad Rebellion Squad
Etoiles is already insane, but this is him half-code monster, AND IT'S IS NOT MADAGIO, IS !FIT WORKING FOR MADAGIO
Before the Milk Incident, there was the other Milk Incident
(brown: Baghera, red: Antoine Daniel, green: Etoiles, dark blue: Florence/Angle Droit, purple: 123Lunatic)
Source: Best Of Antoine Daniel - BOIRE LE LAIT DANS LE NEUTRAL (Mario Kart 8 Deluxe)
antoine + étoiles insane moments, p.2. aka the ass saga. p1 here
transcript + context for some of the clips below
[Video Transcript:
[First clip plays.]
Rivenzi: You want to see Etoiles’ ass, of course…
Antoine: Yeah, I’m gonna stare at your ass, Etoiles…
Etoiles: Fuck, what dread, during Popcorn [a talkshow Etoiles had been invited on the previous week], when I went up to the map and you said that, and I thought ‘whoa—‘
Antoine: Sorry
[Second clip plays: the moment during Popcorn]
PA/Domingo: Antoine Daniel has posted a tweet for us: ‘I wanted to look at this map of Africa, but Etoiles’ ass in the shape of a standing bell is driving me crazy. Smiley face with eyes in the shape of hearts.’
[Third clip plays: a continuation of the first clip.]
Antoine: Sorry, bro…
Ponce: Oh but that tweet, besides
Rivenzi: A standing bell…
Antoine: What’s more is that I never tweet and when I do it’s to tweet this sort of shit
Ponce: That’s exactly what I told myself. When PA read the tweet, I thought to myself, ‘but he never tweets!’ And he tweets to talk about Etoiles’ ass
Antoine: There needs to be a good reason, you see
[Fourth clip plays: a clip from the Team du Lundi’s minecraft server.]
JDG: Someone (in chat) said, ‘I can’t tell whether the atmosphere is good tonight or—‘
Antoine: It sucks, it sucks
Florence: You don’t need to ask every time, it always sucks
Baghera: Always sucks. Especially when Etoiles talks about ass [which had been a previous topic of discussion for him that night]
Antoine: Stooop, I enjoy it
Mynthos: You enjoy it?
JDG: It’s true tonight that it’s more weird than bad
Antoine: I like it when Etoiles talks about ass….
[Fifth clip plays: a second and different clip from Popcorn.]
Etoiles: —you’re not allowed to tell me that [Xari claimed to not know much about cinema]. I know you, I studied, because you’re my rival [in pop culture]. I really enjoy what you do in life, Xari, and you’re really knowledgeable about cinema
Antoine: What do you mean he’s your rival? And I’m just shit?
Etoiles: You, you’re my lover
Antoine: Oh yeah, sorry, my bad
PA/Domingo: One of the three is gonna die soon. There’s a whole situation, there’s a whole lore
[Sixth clip plays: a clip from the QSMP.]
Antoine: Don’t you want to get married, dude?
Etoiles: Well, I don’t have the time to fuck
Antoine: What the fuck?!
Etoiles: I don’t have time to fuck, dude. I just need to kill everyone
Antoine: No but just a marriage, you see. You’ve watched Game of Thrones— you haven’t watched Game of Thrones, you can’t know how marriages work in that series
Etoiles: I’ve watched it, but I’m married to the street, dude. I can’t give out my heart that quickly
Antoine: Yeah but you can give out your ass quickly, no?
Etoiles: No, frankly, my ass—
Antoine: What the fuck?!
Etoiles: Giving out your ass takes time, dude
Antoine: What the fuck…
Etoiles: Then again, I need to think about it. I’ll give you my answer. I need to discuss, and everything
Antoine: I’m tired of getting betrayed. You get married with someone else—
Etoiles: Never in a million years!
Antoine: —it’s like yesterday. Apparently Maximus got the mic from his ass removed while I wasn’t there. I was supposed to be the one to do it
Etoiles: Oh okay, so I’m your second choice?
[Overlapping]
Antoine: No! It was just to help him—
Etoiles: No, but, okay
Antoine: He got— listen—
Etoiles: There’s no problem!
Antoine: Fuck, nevermind
Etoiles: There’s no issue! Oh, so you’re opening my chest and stealing?
Antoine: I was just looking! Out of curiosity
Etoiles: Yeah, that’s it
Antoine: I don’t even understand what’s in it
Etoiles: Yeah, out of curiosity. Dude, your opinion on my cave?
Antoine: Well frankly it’s big
end Video Transcript.]
antoine + étoiles insane moments for ur consideration :] @etoilesbienne @icockeatpanda @jahanmp4
eng transcript below:
[Video Transcript:
(First clip plays.)
Antoine: Look at what’s written in the heart, dude.
Etoiles: Holy shit, it’s you and me, dude!
Antoine: Oh yeah, A + E, dude
(overlapping) Etoiles: Antoine and Etoiles. Dude, holy shiiiit
Etoiles: Hey all that is destiny, dude
Antoine: I’m the one who did it in the hopes of stumbling across it on Geoguessr one day
Etoiles: Fuck, and after all these years you’ve finally realised your objective
Antoine: And yeah, dude….
Etoiles: peepoShy, as we say
(Second clip plays.)
Etoiles: Where are you, Antoine?
Antoine: I’m on— I’m on the blue level of the TDM (Tour de Merde)
Etoiles: Where are you, darling? I’m coming
Antoine: The blue level of the TDM
Florence: No but he’s horny, Rayou, tonight
Bagz: But Rayou— he arrived— he arrived (to the stream) saying, “I’m exhausted’, and he’s really in shape!
Antoine: He just wants to fuck, Rayou, tonight. He wants to fuck so badly tonight
Etoiles: But I said ‘darling’!
(overlapping) Bagz: In ‘Just Fucking’ (as a Twitch stream category)
Etoiles: No but I hate you all, bro
(Third clip plays.)
Antoine: I want to vape but I can’t
Etoiles: Vape my ass, dude
Antoine: Wow, what the fuck? What—
(Fourth clip plays.)
Etoiles: Well I don’t know what my favourite party is, is it the one where we played the capitals game? Or—
Antoine: Or the one where I sucked you off? Oh, no, sorry. No, you were saying? Yeah
Etoiles: That one— that one was crazy
(overlapping) Antoine: Sorry, my bad
(Fifth clip plays.)
Etoiles: Antoine I just looked at the camera, you’re incredibly handsome, dude
Antoine: Really?
Etoiles: Yeah. You have a cool look about you
Zerator: You mean, as opposed to normal?
Etoiles: Yeah, because usually you’re disgusting but here, honestly… I find you very fuckable tonight
Antoine: Well, thanks so much dude
(Sixth clip plays.)
Etoiles: Me, I’ve never cried. The only time I’ve had water on my face is when I’ve showered
Antoine: When I performed a facial on you too, no?
Florence: Oh nooooo. No but I respect it, you guys do what you want
Etoiles: Actually it’s not water it’s sperm
Antoine: In sperm there’s water, dude
(Cuts to a later portion of the same stream.)
Etoiles: Y’know you’re only gross with me, with your other friends you don’t make jokes like that
Antoine: That’s true. I don’t know why I’m like this with you. Maybe I should be asking myself questions, bro. I don’t know!
end Video Transcript.]
With every French lore reveal it becomes increasingly funnier that Étoiles may be the only French who’s not involved with the Federation and that he truly was just some French guy on the plane who was supposed to be collateral. And then he proceeded to destroy every enemy thrown his way and now the Feds have to figure out what to do with the unkillable cucumber on their island
CODEBREAKERS CAME HOME /POS
Etoiles showed up in chat while Phil is playing Celeste today, Oct 11.
ALSO MULTIPLAYER CELESTE HAS BEEN DISCUSSED?!?!? [And I gifted Etoiles a sub haha]
Here's an old sketch of Etoiles
While waiting for a doctor's appointment, I was doodling so here's Etoiles and Pomme :D
Idk if I’ll ever finish it but here’s a messy sketch of Etoiles
Cucumber doodle He's got such a big new world ahead of him