Oh To Be A Baroque Artist (going Absolutely Insane Due To Lead Poisoning From The White Paint)

The infantilising Im just a girl shit could never get to me personally I’ve been a haggard cunt old man staring at construction since I was 8

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

my 2025 met gala experience:

"wow the met gala outfits are so good this year. whats the theme?"

*opens google*

"ohhhh, THATS why they look good."

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

The Count in his Count Mobile.

yea you read leftist theory but can you disagree with someone without commenting on their looks

credit: theslowfactory

guys look at this really cool teapot i found at goodwill 🥺🌱🐝

gonna need saomeone to kiss me on the mouth in the next 24 hours , lest I go ballistic

THEY KEPT IN FALIN MACE IM SO HAPPY