H-3artilation - ✷ Brian ✷

me: *tries to kinkshame*

me: *remembers what im into*

i dont understand why yall so surprised ab desmond/kelvin i mean. des spend 3 years with a man in a locked space. and its not just some random man. KELVIN is crazy he taught sayid how to torture people. he did very unpleasant things and its not only about him being manipulation genius (hes just a girlboss ok) and a spy. THREE years. thats probably more days than des was with penny lmao. anywayyy. they had routine. inside jokes probably. lunch together. they slept in that ridiculous double bed UGHJJ. many ankward moments happened between them too bc of how different they are . i mean. kelvin was able to give desmond ORDERS???? and desmond did obey. and they were both out of duty. what the fuck mannn . some kind of roleplay u never expect to see. what ELSE happened in that god forsaken bunker. and i tell what happened they fucked nasty. amen brother

The term 'ship' is too vague. I don't think they should date i think they should be fucking regularly. I don't think they should date i think they should yearn for eachother endlessly but never have it be requited. I don't think they should date i think they should kiss one night and never talk about it again. I don't think they should date i think they should hate eachother so much that it turns into bottled up lust. I don't think they should date i think one of them should have a one-sided crush on the other. I don't think they should date i think they should have a situationship that ruins their lives. I don't think they should date i think they should stab eachother

embarrassment has good bones

Shadowed Wes is awsome.

because speech recognition software is bad enough now, it would’ve been a nightmare in the 1920s smh

wolfgang should be on here but i couldn’t think of any way to misunderstand him accent or no. he’s a very direct fellow (someone will probably think of one congrats you’re more creative than i am)

also there’s no evidence that wilson actually has any kind of accent, but consider: it would be cute

What is this, ANINAME?!!!????

his aura is so obnoxious and hot to me

Are you trying to tell me this isn't a thing

why isnt this a thing…