Just Shut Up And Watch

Where do we begin??

Dogs And Cats by Lynol .

She’s beauty

She’s grace

She broke an 8 million yen vase

but what

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

I don’t trust anyone who thinks that Hufflepuffs are useless and the leftovers

Gryffindor bravery is doing the thing surpressing the fear and overcoming it

Slytherin bravery is doing the thing because the goal outweighs the fear and risk

Ravenclaw bravery is doing the thing because it makes sense despite the risk

Hufflepuff bravery is forgetting to be afraid because the thing is so important that the risk doesn’t even matter

Lance: Let me get this straight, more like let me run something bi you.

Hunk: Let’s pan this out.

Pidge: Let’s ace-ess the situation.

Keith: I’m gay.

percy jackson fans really won with this one