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She’s procrastinating

Happiness Will Come To You.

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

When you start a series that is already complete and you don’t have to wait for the next book:

Gryffindor bravery is doing the thing surpressing the fear and overcoming it

Slytherin bravery is doing the thing because the goal outweighs the fear and risk

Ravenclaw bravery is doing the thing because it makes sense despite the risk

Hufflepuff bravery is forgetting to be afraid because the thing is so important that the risk doesn’t even matter

Laurens: If you want Alexander, you’ll have to get through all of us!

Burr: Except me.

Hercules: Except Burr.

Burr: I don’t care what happens.

validate him!!!!!!

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

ok straight up if i went to hogwarts and the stairs started moving just as i was getting to where i was going I’d just lie down on the stairs and give up. Not going back to my dorm tonight lads that’s where i live now. Stairs wanna fuck with me? Jokes on them I’ve already given up on life this is just another step further into my grave.

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

where’s the SOUND!!! I must know what sounds this makes

OH MY GOD

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

Pure savage

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.

Hello friends!

This is the time… the time to host my first ever giveaway on Tumblr! I am giving away a fruit-themed bundle of stationery items as well as some personal favourites. Here’s the information:

T H E  P R I Z E

There will be two (2) winners total.

First place:

A Wing Sung 659 fountain pen with a pack of 5 compatible black Pilot cartridges + 4 fruit gel pens + 3 plain black gel pens + a pack of 6 highlighters

A Rhodia Rhodiarama dot grid sewn-spine A5 notebook (perfect for a bullet journal or just notes!)

4 colourful grid rolls of washi tape + 1 roll of sakura washi tape + 1 roll of peach washi tape + 1 roll of lotus flower washi tape

A random fruit pack of post-its + a pack of strawberry page marker and round post-its + a pack of decorative fruit stickers

A watermelon pencil case

A handwritten letter from me!

Second place:

A Platinum Preppy fountain pen with 2 packs of 2 black Platinum cartridges

1 roll of watermelon washi tape

A Rhodia No. 16 orange dotpad (A5) (perfect for summaries, mindmaps and to-do lists!)

A handwritten letter from me!

H O W  T O  E N T E R

You must follow me on Tumblr (I’ll check!).

You need to reblog this post (likes don’t count). Please reblog from your main blog.

You need to be over 18 years of age or have the consent of a legal guardian.

You must be willing to communicate your full name and address if you win.

The giveaway ends on July 31st, 2018! The winners will have 72 hours to claim their prize when contacted (please make sure your askbox is open and/or chat is possible from non-followers!).

I M P O R T A N T  N O T E S

This giveaway is not affiliated with or sponsored by Tumblr or any of the shops the goods will come from. I am spending my own hard-earned money for this.

Since a majority of the items are shipping from China, there could be a delay between the end of the giveaway and the time at which I am able to ship out the prize. Thanks in advance for your understanding.

You can block the tag litera2kga if you don’t want to see this post anymore!

Good luck, thank you for entering and thank you so much for following me!

New tattoo

Hey, hey

@lbardugo is gay marriage legal in Kerch? This is important.

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Straight dudes are their own worst enemies when it comes to getting laid.

Davey: Why, dear god, is the building on fire?

Jack: a dragon sneezed

Race: tried to light a cig with a flamethrower

Albert: dropped my latest mixtape

Davey: Crutchie, please, tell me what happened

Crutchie: um

[Flashback to Crutchie arguing with Race that it was impossible for a fire extinguisher to catch on fire]

Crutchie: i don’t remember

lessons learned from musicals

if you’re falling in a forest and there’s nobody around, all you need is for somebody to find you.

step into the sun.

you will be found.

when the villains fall, the kingdoms never weep.

sometimes a busted, broken clock is just a busted, broken clock.

life is not the things that we do, it’s who we’re doing them with.

you can’t quit this eternity.

just do what makes you happy if you can’t control your fate.

love is blind…

…love can tell a million stories…

…love’s unkind…

…spiteful in a million ways.

drop it and smile!

feel alright for the rest of your life.

it’s about time.

everyone hates his parents.

hold to the ground as the ground keeps shifting.

you gotta die sometime.

your whole life will flip when you buy a Squip.

it’s from Japan!

it’s an f-ed up world, but it’s a two-player game.

you gotta get an upgrade.

be more chill.

Rich set a fire and he burned down the house.

when you love somebody, you put your pants on for them.

God loves Mormons and he wants some more.

hasa diga eebowai.

turn it off!

man up.

tomorrow is a latter day.

there are 525,600 minutes in a year.

measure your life in love.

it’s amazing what baking can do.

it only takes a taste.

a dream is a soft place to land.

everything changes.

no one mourns the wicked.

those who don’t try never look foolish dancing through life.

defy gravity.

no good deed goes unpunished.

no pare, sigue, sigue!

just breathe.

paciencia y fe.

anything at all can happen just before the sunrise.

when you have a problem, you come home.

don’t throw away your shot.

rise up.

wait for it.

stay alive.

history has its eyes on you.

in the eye of a hurricane, there is quiet, for just a moment: a yellow sky.

you have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story.

life can be beautiful.

freeze your brain.

shine a light.

maybe we won’t grow old, and maybe then we’ll never die.

feel free to reblog and add more!