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Ayo this is kinda weird but I need to spread the word. In the book of revelation, in the Bible, it says we cannot know the day or the hour that Jesus will return, but I does give us a few things that need to happen first.

The Euphrates river will dry up (has happened)

Evil will increase in the earth (I'd say it is)

The nations of the world will rise up against Israel (this one makes me think we've got a few years left)

And we'll all be under one world government (I think there are more but I don't know them)

If the rapture comes and you're not ready, you're gonna go to a not-so-good place I think you know the name of, and you don't have forever. You can't get to heaven instead by being a good person. Even one sub is too many. The one and only way to get there is through Jesus. He came to Earth as a human and died for our sins on a cross, then rose again three days later and defeated death. The only way for a human to get to heaven is by deciding to trust that that really happened, that Jesus was the son of God, to accept that you're a sinner, and to accept the free gift of life and heaven from God. I know I'm not the best with words, but God is God, so maybe he can use this post. Try a local church. There's a really good Bible app called youversion and a website called gotquestions that can answer any question about the Bible. And there's also something in the Bible called the Romans road:

Romans 3:23 'for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.'

Romans 5:8 'but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.'

Romans 6:23 'for the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.'

Romans 8:1 'there is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.

Romans 10:9 'that if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.'

Please listen guys I don't want anybody to go to hell

I'd love to say that this is the dumbest thing I've ever made, but we both know that's a lie

Ok I found out this isn't common a while ago and I need to know

I love it when villains hugely underestimate the kid hero during their first battle and get destroyed

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

This reminds me of my rural high school class going to the US capital. We were gaping at the metal detectors like they were an exhibit and irritating the security guard (not our fault, most of us had literally never seen one before, or only once) and at how food trucks are REAL???

POV: the whole justice league is revealing their secret identities to each other and it's Shazam's turn, and he's been hiding that he's a kid.

S = Shazam

Green Lantern: Ok your turn Shazam, who are you?

S: Umm before I take off my costume, there's something you should know. If you're Shazam, then when you're Shazam you're the same age, no matter what. Whatever age you usually are. And- um. So- oh, I'll just show you. Shazam!

Wonder Woman: You are a child!

S: Debatable.

Superman: How old are you?

S: Shazam! Now I'm like 24.

Green Lantern: Doesn't even know how old he is as Shazam...

S: Shazam!

Flash, walking in: Wait are we revealing identities? Why was I not invited? Who's the kid?

The back left side of my mouth hurts are wisdom teeth a thing that happens at 15 normally

"A long time ago, I had two parents. I was an only child. Then they died. I was in a house with two strangers. Then the strangers were my father and my... uncle? No, grandfather. I was still an only child. Until I had a brother. Then I didn't. I was an only child again. A friend became a sister. I got another brother. My old brother came back. He was different. But I was just glad he was back. An enemy became a friend... and then another sister. Then a random weirdo I didn't really like became a friend... and then another sister. Then one more brother just showed up... I hated him, until I loved him. That whole time, I wondered what family really was. I just figured it out. It's the people you love more than anyone else, the people you would die for- whether it not you're related. That's family. And I'm glad to be a part of this one."

-Dick Grayson, at some point

New Hampshire would be the next Ohio if it wasn't always forgotten.

Change my mind.