Do Any Of U Have Decent Recipes That Are Like 5 Ingredients (not Including Spices) And Take 45 Mins Or

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

I THOUGHT JUNE WAS OVER

3-5 inches of rain have fallen in the past 48 hours

The Internet at my school was down

Water leaked into a room through a place where the roof was level with the floor

It is POURING out there

It feels ominous and I don't like it

The southern half of the state is getting DELUGED

Bodies of water are flooding

Oh YEAH it's DECEMBER it shouldn't even be RAINING rn it should be SNOWING

Pray for new Hampshire we need it 😭

The funny thing about church Christmas songs is that the radio version are all wrong. The people singing think 'oh it's a religious song so it's slow' and that is just not true. There are ones that they sing just as slow as they should be- like o holy night- but Christmas is a time of REJOICING. Most of the hymns for it are pretty upbeat. They're not exactly really fast, but it still drives me crazy hearing 'haaaaaark the

herrrrald

An-gels siiii-iiing

When it's

Hark the HEErald an-GELS sii-ing

Like c'mon go tell it on the mountain has the same beat as the 12 days of Christmas

Beethoven did eventually get his picture on a bubblegum card, admittedly 44 years after Lucy said he didn't.

For anyone that may not get the reference in the ask. I had to stop and laugh for a moment after reading the first sentence and I will be screenshotting this and sending this to my mother soon, but without the tumblr bits.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Clark: Bruce Bruce what is this 9 yr old Dick: :D Clark: Bruce Bruce, haggard, injecting 5 hour energy straight into his arm: baby bird Clark: you can't let a child fight crime Bruce, near tears: you want to try and stop him? please for the love of God Clark try please Dick: I'm gonna do murder! Dick: *cartwheels* Clark: oh no Bruce: that's what I said

Clumsy Clark Kent- part 4 (an epilogue)

The news story went up in the paper. It was all over the internet. The entire east coast was in scandal mode. Everyone was coming up with creative death threats for lex Luthor, and he was finally, FINALLY going to court.

The reporters at the Daily Planet were satisfied with their work. They felt like they had done it well. Ma and Pa Kent were trying not to go off about the amount of danger Clark had put himself in.

And Perry White- PERRY WHITE- told them good job.

The end.

My favorite thing about comics is when they have a funny part but are drawn with all the same dramatic angles and shading as a life-altering world-ending event

I'm forever thinking about the time Dick lived in Chicago and for like two issues straight a secondary conflict for him was that his roommates kept closing his bedroom window while he was out as Nightwing

Happy day that's actually Wednesday that I'm calling Friday because I have school off for a teacher conference Thursday/Friday

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday