If Your Plot Feels Flat, STUDY It! Your Story Might Be Lacking...

Beethoven did eventually get his picture on a bubblegum card, admittedly 44 years after Lucy said he didn't.

For anyone that may not get the reference in the ask. I had to stop and laugh for a moment after reading the first sentence and I will be screenshotting this and sending this to my mother soon, but without the tumblr bits.

(study hall, hearing 9th graders discussing a project about provinces in Canada)

"What am I supposed to put on the slides? No one lives in New Brunswick. No one cares about New Brunswick. All I have is the bay of Fundy."

Clumsy Clark Kent- part 4 (an epilogue)

The news story went up in the paper. It was all over the internet. The entire east coast was in scandal mode. Everyone was coming up with creative death threats for lex Luthor, and he was finally, FINALLY going to court.

The reporters at the Daily Planet were satisfied with their work. They felt like they had done it well. Ma and Pa Kent were trying not to go off about the amount of danger Clark had put himself in.

And Perry White- PERRY WHITE- told them good job.

The end.

Unexpected perk of learning a second language: I get to judge characters' grammar on TV when they speak it, and it's always bad. Then I get to translate to my family and TELL them it was bad grammar.

Have I ever had a unique experience

Wait ISS person are your for real or are you joking

Same for antarctica

So maybe you can break the cycle

How close are you with your friends?

Ma'am when we're apart at school the teacher asks us where the others are ✌️

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love it when villains hugely underestimate the kid hero during their first battle and get destroyed