Helix-rose - Fun Stuff 👍

The back left side of my mouth hurts are wisdom teeth a thing that happens at 15 normally

To The Person In The Newspaper - Jordan Bolton

He just keeps leaning farther and farther

me while writing: ah yes, this character should do this, it feels so natural with what they're saying

me while editing: why the FUCK does he lean on the doorway SEVENTEEN TIMES IN THIS CHAPTER

If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

You are not running out of time. You can let a few things pass you by, okay? God won't let His plan do that.

people who don’t wear glasses will never understand the absolute humiliation of dropping your glasses under your bed or in a dark area and feeling around on all fours muttering “my glasses…. where are my glasses” like fucking Velma Dinkley and thinking to yourself BOY WOULD THIS BE A LOT EASIER IF I COUKD FUCKING SEE

Ok I found out this isn't common a while ago and I need to know

You're too manly and opinionated to be a Christian woman. They are dainty, softspoken, meek, and childlike. They only speak when ordered to and they DO NOT argue with men.

lol

That is an INSANE pattern respect

Ya'll I finally finished the cardigan! I'm so happy with how it came out I could literally cry!!!