Latest Posts by herwold - Page 9
Ginny: Harry?
Harry: What's wrong, honey?
Ginny: You're bisexual, aren't you?
Harry: Yes, that's true
Ginny: And I'm bisexual too! So, are we a straight couple or a bisexual couple?
Harry: ...
Harry: *Considers his whole life*
Headcanon: Mary, an icon of bisexuality, had a crush on both Frank and Alice
Theseus: Have you ever wondered why Professor Dumbledore doesn't have a wife?
Newt: Because he has a husband
Theseus: What?!
Newt: What ...?
Yes, I love wolfstar
No, I don’t hate Remadora fans, cuz I ship Remus with Tonks too
I love James Sirius and Lily Luna as brother and sister best friends. It's wonderful.
My Harry Potter ships (not all)
Someone: What's your type?
Scorpius: *Looks at Rose and Albus* Gay people
Lily was Marlene's first crush.
(You can't) change my mind.
Harry: Ginny, we need to talk
Ginny: Did something happen?
Harry: Yes. Look, two of our kids ended up in Gryffindor, but one in Slytherin. Gin, are you 100% sure it's my son?
Ginny: Don't be ridiculous, of course yours
Ginny: *To herself* Good thing he didn't ask about the other two...
Victorie was probably the only straight child of Bill and Fleur...
Newt: *Walks with a niffler in his hands*
Tina: You know ... I'd like to be in that niffler's shoes
Newt: You wouldn't.
Newt: I'm just going to castrate him
Lily shipped Dorlene and James shipped Wolfstar, it's obvious
Tina: *Comes in a new dress* What do I look?
Newt: Like my future wife
I read the cursed child for the Scorbus ship, nothing else
This song will never be the same again