I Firmly Believe That If Puppies Could Talk One Of Their Favorite Things To Say Would Be "im A Puppy!!!"

lando norris

i need him dorkier. i need him more insane. i need him insufferable. i need him full of righteous belligerence. i need him bloodier and sluttier and more deranged. i need him gayer. i need him bundled in no less than 4 microfleece blankets. i need a gallon of soup in him. i need him kissed softly. i need him punched in the face.

Im just feeling a certain way rn

hey if we’re mutuals you can literally interact w me whenever. send me whatever u want i will probably be very excited

EVERYBODY GIVE A BIG SCREAM FOR KIMI HE IS THE REIGNING FIST FIGHT CHAMPION

Happy Halloween folks!

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

thinks abyout men in women's lingerie and runs fast as fuck face first into a brick wall

me an my bug