Im Just Feeling A Certain Way Rn

lando norris

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

me and my tall muscular fictional boyfriend 🌷💭🍰🧸♡

wait cuz what if Barty and Regulus decided to mess around with magic and sent themselves into the future and met Professor Lupin.

Barty's always had a thing for older men, and Regulus has always had a thing for Lupin. why not take advantage of the opportunity and fulfil some fantasies their Remus would never know about.

then we have Professor Lupin who gets back home to his two boys and tells them of his adventure that causes both Barty and Regulus to laugh at a forgotten memory.

True isolation is when everyone else is talking about their vibrant teenage experience and you’re like. I was just trying to survive

careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

how do you know if your discharge is honorable or dishonrable& why do they look at your goo in the army anyway

when she records herself cumming, gasping your name, letting out choked little whimpers, the only thing to do is buy a train ticket and go fucking destroy her.

"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years