Local58 - What if “The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask” was even more horrifying than it already is?
The Mandela Catalogue - Adam and Eve fucked around and found out
The Walten Files - Chuck E. Cheese on crack
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - Sesame Street but the street is in Detroit
The Monument Mythos - The Statue of Freedom is in a silly goofy mood
The Nixonverse - Richard Nixon: cha cha real smooth *teleports to an alternate timeline*
The Trinity Desk Project - Fantastic Four but worse
Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - There is no ethical consumption under capitalism
Possibly in Michigan - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
"What the Fuck", Sirius thinks, going red as James winks at him after the match victory, and his knees go weak when he sees Remus grinning at them from the stands.
"What the Fuck", Remus thinks, his stomach doing funny things as James hollers his name from the ground and Sirius smiles along in his direction, all flushed and sweaty and happy.
"WHAT THE FUCK", James thinks, getting heart palpitations as Sirius swings an arm around his neck to give him a fat smooch on the cheek, and Remus cackling that gorgeous laugh at their antics.
Happy Halloween folks!
Reality Is Falling Apart.
it is perfectly okay to not have enough energy to haunt, terrorise or otherwise cause problems to the common human society. you are no less of a cryptid for that! take your time <3
Writing advice from my uni teachers:
If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.
Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.
Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.
Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.
i don't know what autistic person needs to hear this but they are not watching you. the entire world is not constantly waiting for you to do something weird and laugh at you behind your back. you do not need to constantly self-police whenever there's the slightest chance another person might see you. you have a right to be your autistic self in public spaces. stop fighting yourself for their sake.
You know what's funny? Lando never even properly said that he was a championship contender. The only championship he ever spoke about was the constructors, the F1 media pushed him into this fight.
The way some people act on here you would think he said at some point that he would be champion no questions asked but he hasn't, he was always pessimistic about the gap.
My brand is and always will be that the tax evading millionaires are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves but damn I feel like we are crossing some lines with Lando now. The man can't even open his mouth without fans of almost every driver on the grid starts dogpiling on him. You hear one out of context sentence from an interview and just run with it only to find out that he didn't call Max' win lucky. (But you don't correct your post because why would you, Lando probably deserved the hate for one reason or another right?) You see team orders happen and call him unworthy without considering that every champion on the current grid has benefited from team orders. (But it's OK because Lando is so fucking annoying anyways right?)
Idk if it's because I have been part of many fandoms where things have escalated to the point of no return and that's why I get scared when I see this level of piling on someone but I genuinely feel like we have reached an unreasonable point now.
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