NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM

poorly explaining internet horror in a single sentence

Local58 - What if “The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask” was even more horrifying than it already is?

The Mandela Catalogue - Adam and Eve fucked around and found out

The Walten Files - Chuck E. Cheese on crack

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - Sesame Street but the street is in Detroit

The Monument Mythos - The Statue of Freedom is in a silly goofy mood

The Nixonverse - Richard Nixon: cha cha real smooth *teleports to an alternate timeline*

The Trinity Desk Project - Fantastic Four but worse

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - There is no ethical consumption under capitalism

Possibly in Michigan - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

I was doing a vocal stim and just standing there going “RAAHHrrrrrRAAHHrrrrr” when my partner Jamie walks up to me and asks, “Is It’s alarm going off?” I can’t respond and I keep doing it so she smiles and says “beep boop” as she pretends to press buttons against my chest to reset me.

character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this

Has your puppy been more rowdy than usual lately? Sometimes energetic puppies just need a toy to play with! For enrichment, let your puppy cockwarm you with one of their many soft, wet puppy holes while you work from home, game, or watch a movie together💕 Filling them up or even allowing them to circle your cock with their tongue really helps quiet their mind and gives them something to focus on😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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sub top fucking you in his rut and panicking when he knots you. apologizing about how he didn’t mean to, even if he knows it’s practically impossible to stop it.

tell him how much of a blabbering mess he is as he tries to pull himself away from you, only to feel the tightness of your insides clamping on him.

call him needy and pathetic. tease him about how much of a dog he is from being unable to control his instincts.