In love, again!
PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN!
STOP! Drop your pants. Grab your ankles. Don’t ask for lube. And thank your attacker when he walks off with your stuff!
This is why I hide my credit cards from myself.
Somebody buy this before I do something stupid.
Enough is enough!
The lesson to learn is that getting caught is no big deal.
What will really be a big deal is when you guys say "I have had enough of this shit!"
Personally, I have had enough for quite some time. I'll just keep rattling your cage until you decide that you too have had enough.
The office of the secretary of state in Colorado has ‘mistakenly’ sent a postcard to 30,000 illegal immigrants encouraging them to register to vote.
This must have been a completely innocent mistake, right?