himbeer-ale
WHAT? IT'S FUNNY
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this made me laugh a lot more than it should’ve
this. is. so. fucking. true.
Yuzuru Hanyu
Fucks up - Gold Medal
Doesn’t fuck up - New Record.
I'm full of shit. I mean literally - there is a problem that should be solved by doctor, jfc
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
omg keep going on
i can be romantic ok
this is a good summary of my mental health
notable lines from andy weir’s “the martian”
current mood
Ok that’s just mean..
fairy tale
TRUE
capitalism is illogical
inspired by (x)
love this place
I’ve got a new friend (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
follow memesalldaylong for more funny stuff
Nameless and the Scientist; the Gates.
‘I’ve been whipped into shape by some ruffians, so…’
tokyo captains are scary hahahaha it’s okay daichi u came out a stronger man because of it
Mutant with raining ham. A5, 2016.
Took a few bets. Watch a customer melt. Another passed a satsuma in a blue plastic bag over the counter from the end of a dry-grey flesh pipe and motioned ‘for you’. I said thank you. Began to peel. There was a live baby iguana inside. It bit the tip of my little finger clean off and dived into a hole in the skirting board behind the wires and glass eyes. I patched up the wound with betting slips and super glue, set fire to the shop and went home on the back of a tuna.
www.saatchiart.com/carpmatthew www.carp.bigcartel.com www.society6.com/carpmatthew
Oh myYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stop him.
Look, Bokuto-san is great, but he doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t even have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.
Akaashi Keiji at some point of his life, probably (via incorrecthaikyuu)
ahaha im gonna die