Mutant With Raining Ham. A5, 2016.

Mutant with raining ham. A5, 2016.

Took a few bets. Watch a customer melt. Another passed a satsuma in a blue plastic bag over the counter from the end of a dry-grey flesh pipe and motioned ‘for you’. I said thank you. Began to peel. There was a live baby iguana inside. It bit the tip of my little finger clean off and dived into a hole in the skirting board behind the wires and glass eyes. I patched up the wound with betting slips and super glue, set fire to the shop and went home on the back of a tuna.

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