top five best female experiences:
1. ovulation
2. smelling good cologne that matches the face
3. tanning
4. seeing biceps
5. smiling at a girl and she smiles back
sylvia they can never make me like you
03/2025, australia
Dallas Winston x Motel owner’s daughter
Soo, yer daddy owns the place?
Mhm, I’m takin’ bookings while he’s out
Well ain’t I a lucky guy? Just a single room dolly
Room 47, here’s the key
How about you show me the way sweets, hm?
Never thought I’d see you out by the pool Winston
I heard there’s a pretty girl sunbathing out here and I just couldn’t resist
Darry is a reader at a level to rival Ponyboy
He reads all sorts of books, and is an avid enjoyer of romance (but you could not waterboard that information out of him)
Darry absolutely HATES history with a burning passion
In a modern day high school au, you would regularly see him crashing out over APUSH tests
When he was real little, from the time after Soda was born until he and Darry could actually talk to each other, Darry wanted a parrot because he wanted somebody to talk to that wasn’t his parents
This also happened to coincide with his pirate phase
y’know, kill two birds with one stone
He still thinks birds that can talk are pretty neat, especially crows
He absolutely loves baseball
Darry played all through his school years before quitting after his freshman year to focus on football (if he hadn’t played football, he would have 100% played baseball)
That man is MOISTURIZED. If he does not put lotion on after every single shower, his skin literally hurts
He and Ponyboy share that in common
Darry also cannot draw for shit
He loves playing cards, and he has a great poker face
He eats his s’mores with a Reese’s instead of Hershey’s
Darry would sleep ridiculously late on the weekends in high school, unless he had plans
He has always been a ridiculously deep sleeper. There could be a tornado actively blowing the house apart and he still would not wake up
But he only needs one alarm in the morning
HOWEVER. If anybody speaks to him in the half an hour after he has woken up, he will not respond and will look at them with murder eyes
Has really neat penmanship, but in the way that a lot of men do, where lowercase letters look like uppercase letters, just smaller
In later years, he is a really big fan of Billy Joel, Jim Croce, and the Eagles
Darry is absolutely petrified of heights
He has a really nice singing voice, and he often sings along with the radio or record player
“just because something looks ugly doesn’t mean that it is morally wrong” - ladybird
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