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HELLO?

“just start writing” they say, as if i don’t first need to reread my worldbuilding notes, tweak the map i made three years ago, and research medieval shoe-making techniques for a scene that won’t even make it into the book.

Our Lover (Ao3) is away at war (down for maintenance) and We don't know when they'll return (it's scheduled for about 3 hours)

When the fanfic so good you just gotta eat your phone

Flatten your nose bridge...? Me?? Desecrate the eighth wonder of the world??? Sir, that bridge and the whole rest of your nose is my actual temple of worship — I'd sooner flatten myself 😤

your final gift is right here

cw. fluff, was supposed to be longer but 💔, this is js happy go lucky idk

ceo!sylus who just loves spoiling you, his nerdy!gf.

you want him to spend $200 on skins of your favorite little virtual people? he’ll do it. you want to go to an overly expensive, poorly organized and managed anime or comic convention? he’s buying the tickets and scheduling a flight. you want to buy a limited-edition, anniversary figure that costs a car note?

sylus. will. do. it.

and he’ll be there to support you. always. he’ll sit in your gaming chair with you perched in his lap, half-lidded eyes much more focused on your rapidly changing expressions than the intense gameplay on screen.

he’ll attend those conventions with you, cosplaying with you as your favorite ship or character. it successfully wards off any snotty-nosed, body-pillow-toting neckbeards too from trying to cop a feel or peek up your skirt or down your top. it just takes one sharp look and they're backing off, stumbling away with muttered, incoherent apologies and more sweat pouring down their hairy backs.

you’re cute, yes, but that's only something he gets to fully appreciate.

hell, sylus will even sit there and help you put your figures together, whether it be just putting pieces in place or supplying materials for your garage kits. one of those figures is still sitting on his desk to this day.

there’s no limit to how many times he’ll swipe his card for you. anything you need, he’s there to give it to you, his beloved.

use him to your heart’s content. that’s what he’s for, after all.

⋆˙⟡♡

*Rafayel and MC relaxing*

MC: if we were seahorses, would you let me get you pregnant?

Rafayel: …

MC: …

Rafayel: what color seahorse would I be?

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