*Rafayel And MC Relaxing*

i do love fish 🐟 a wip

More guard dog/attack dog dynamicsss......

Character A who has B wrapped around their finger and thinks they're completely in control of their precious loyal partner x Character B who is way more powerful and aware than A thinks and A only controls B because B lets them but B definitely gets off on that fact

L&DS HCs: hot girl stomach issues edition

I'm sorry in advance. I've been having tummy problems lately and pain inspires me.

Xavier

He could eat a car battery and be perfectly fine

The healthiest gut, an actual medical anomaly

Possibly from the years he's spent poisoning himself with his own cooking

Lives life carefree, never knowing the shame, agony, and humiliation of having chronic dookie disease

Does not know what gluten is

Zayne

Sensitive to dairy, other than that he's usually fine

But like really sensitive. One slice of cheese and the warning rumbles have already begun.

Tries to maintain a healthy gut microbiome by dieting and taking supplements

Stress bloating and stress-induced acid reflux

Pepto loyalist

Rafayel

Sensitive to spicy food but still routinely puts his digestive system through that torture

Ate an entire jar of flintstones vitamins once

Not a stranger to stomach agony, but usually self-inflicted

Enjoys the tropical fruit flavored tums

Sylus

As much as I'd like to say he suffers from agonizing irritable bowel syndrome, I don't see it for him.

Will probably have to stop drinking as he gets older though, having too much wine is starting to make him feel queasy these days

Not that he'd admit that to anyone though

Caleb

Actually suffers from agonizing irritable bowel syndrome

Desperately tries to keep it a secret to maintain his mystique

Creeps up on him hard and fast with no warning

Ends conversations abruptly and walks away with little room for protest from his underlings, which would usually shows how no-nonsense and confident he is as a colonel, but the reality is that he feels a storm brewing in his gut and is making a quick escape.

Xavier spends half the day asleep no one is surprised. Rafayel spends about a 3rd of his day bathing. What the fuck even is Sylus's schedule. What do you mean the day just begun it's 5pm?!?!?? Why does he spend 3hrs eating breakfast???? WHAT IS HE EATING?????

And then there's zayne and Caleb with the most normal schedules

SYLUS: Your idea of "help" is heartwarming. Now you'll never fly away, my little bird.

LOVE AND DEEPSPACE — Tomorrow's Catch-22

↳ SYLUS | ZAYNE | CALEB | XAVIER | RAFAYEL

[LADS] Womb

"She asked what my favourite position was. I said CEO."

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

Look.. no matter how much time passes, I'm always a Xavier and Raf girlie at heart. auGHH but Sylus and Zayne.. and Caleb RAHHH