THIS CARD IS SO FUNNYYHFHEJBE DRUNK ZAYNE IS HILARIOUS

Yes, hes a 'simp'

dont get it twisted because i will still wholly enjoy it but what in the wattpad badboy dystopian au is the lads tomorrows catch-22 event and why do my men look like a bts punk edit with random stock image tattoo pngs all over them

Apparently Lads players in CN are organizing to not spend the first 3 days of the banner. Not only for Sylus and Caleb, but also because Infold is separating the pulls rewards and being greedy, if player let this pass they will accept this as the fandom not caring about them separating cosmetics from outfits and making rewards more difficult to obtain in future banners.

For the upcoming banner (Tomorrow's catch-22), Infold separated the hair from the outfit so people need to pull more (85 for the first) for a cosmetic that should be included in the crate, like Caretaker banner with the butler outfit, ears and tail.

Pls reblog to share the info. Likes don’t work in tumblr like in other apps.

Something interesting i found out today

Im no plane/aircraft model expert but ive bought star wars lego model kits so...

Caleb is a canon star wars fan?

Instead of him kidnapping us why dont we kidnap him instead scratches head

꩜ trigger warnings | this is 18+ content. there are no specific kink warnings for this drabble.

"fuck." a low hoarse curse tumbles from caleb's throat. with his hips pinning yours against the mattress there's truly nowhere for you to go. one thick palm slides up the curve of your ass, keeping you pulled flush against him while his other hand tugs at the metallic chain around his neck, slinging the dog tags to the back once more. his pace only falters for a moment before he picks it back up again, pounding into you, fucking you hard and deep. your blunt nails dug into the firm and taunt muscles of his shoulders and back, anything to keep you tethered as he fucks you. there's an audible squealch that rings through the room, your cunt making a mess of his pelvis, creaming his cock.

a low and frustrated growl vibrates in his chest when his dogtags slide around his neck once more, dangling right in your face, the metal glinting and swaying with every thrust. his hand, this time with a slight tremble to it, comes up to grab the two tags, bringing them up to his mouth as he bites down on them. you shouldn't find the sight as erotic as you do — sweat beading around his temples, his brows furrowed in focus, the muscles of his abdomen tightening with every heavy thrust into your fluttering cunt. caleb feels you clenching around him and a faint smirk tugs at the corners of his lips. he knows your close, he knows your body too well for you to hide anything from him. "c'mon," he grits out. "give it to me. be a good girl and cum for me, yeah?"

"I'm sorry. He's just very busy."

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sylus’ approaching dusk secret times does smth sooo weird to me . he’s literally devouring mc ?#%\uw$.&2akzow@/@/“.!: i feel so shyyyysyw. the eating out noises ..? his jpn voice is ssooo good and attractive leave me alone . ‘it’s practically pouring now’. it’s. pouring indeed. HE IZ SLURPING AND LAPPING AT IT LIKE CRAZYDYUDDK . horrible man leave me alone. ‘Ac26>\£|¥{|+{~=\+|+~

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