Yes, Hes A 'simp'

this is me right now.

??? EXPLAIN INFOLD PLEASE ???

You’re telling me we kissed before?? And never talked about it again??

Okay but hear me out… kiss practice trope 👀

MC: The only thing I'm guilty of is being too adorable.

MC: And maybe assault for carrying deadly weapons.

MC: But hey, I have a license for that!

MC: And the other ones are gifts from my boyfriend.

THIS CARD IS SO FUNNYYHFHEJBE DRUNK ZAYNE IS HILARIOUS

ଘ( ･ω･)_/ﾟ･:*:･｡☆

may the mullet babies come home to you my fellow enforcer girlies °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Kitty Xavier with the wolf cut (,,>ヮ<,,)!

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꩜ trigger warnings | this is 18+ content. there are no specific kink warnings for this drabble.

"fuck." a low hoarse curse tumbles from caleb's throat. with his hips pinning yours against the mattress there's truly nowhere for you to go. one thick palm slides up the curve of your ass, keeping you pulled flush against him while his other hand tugs at the metallic chain around his neck, slinging the dog tags to the back once more. his pace only falters for a moment before he picks it back up again, pounding into you, fucking you hard and deep. your blunt nails dug into the firm and taunt muscles of his shoulders and back, anything to keep you tethered as he fucks you. there's an audible squealch that rings through the room, your cunt making a mess of his pelvis, creaming his cock.

a low and frustrated growl vibrates in his chest when his dogtags slide around his neck once more, dangling right in your face, the metal glinting and swaying with every thrust. his hand, this time with a slight tremble to it, comes up to grab the two tags, bringing them up to his mouth as he bites down on them. you shouldn't find the sight as erotic as you do — sweat beading around his temples, his brows furrowed in focus, the muscles of his abdomen tightening with every heavy thrust into your fluttering cunt. caleb feels you clenching around him and a faint smirk tugs at the corners of his lips. he knows your close, he knows your body too well for you to hide anything from him. "c'mon," he grits out. "give it to me. be a good girl and cum for me, yeah?"

Flatten your nose bridge...? Me?? Desecrate the eighth wonder of the world??? Sir, that bridge and the whole rest of your nose is my actual temple of worship — I'd sooner flatten myself 😤