When The Lyrics You've Been Mishearing Are More Clever Than What's Actually In The Song

Whenever someone tries to describe Zayne as a red flag, I just picture a video hard cutting to Zayne when he's in the middle of stuffing his face with macarons and he's looking right into the camera like a raccoon being caught in a dumpster

me at a family gathering fr

STOP THIS MADNESS Y'ALL 😭💀

Caleb: I miss her.

(Dr.) Zayne: You're obsessed with her.

Caleb: I'm intrigued!

Zayne: *sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose* ...... Yes, obsessively.

his mouth has never said "I love you" but his eyes have

I'm desperately hoping for an "I love you" from Sylus🙏🙏

There is no love purer than his

L&DS HCs: hot girl stomach issues edition

I'm sorry in advance. I've been having tummy problems lately and pain inspires me.

Xavier

He could eat a car battery and be perfectly fine

The healthiest gut, an actual medical anomaly

Possibly from the years he's spent poisoning himself with his own cooking

Lives life carefree, never knowing the shame, agony, and humiliation of having chronic dookie disease

Does not know what gluten is

Zayne

Sensitive to dairy, other than that he's usually fine

But like really sensitive. One slice of cheese and the warning rumbles have already begun.

Tries to maintain a healthy gut microbiome by dieting and taking supplements

Stress bloating and stress-induced acid reflux

Pepto loyalist

Rafayel

Sensitive to spicy food but still routinely puts his digestive system through that torture

Ate an entire jar of flintstones vitamins once

Not a stranger to stomach agony, but usually self-inflicted

Enjoys the tropical fruit flavored tums

Sylus

As much as I'd like to say he suffers from agonizing irritable bowel syndrome, I don't see it for him.

Will probably have to stop drinking as he gets older though, having too much wine is starting to make him feel queasy these days

Not that he'd admit that to anyone though

Caleb

Actually suffers from agonizing irritable bowel syndrome

Desperately tries to keep it a secret to maintain his mystique

Creeps up on him hard and fast with no warning

Ends conversations abruptly and walks away with little room for protest from his underlings, which would usually shows how no-nonsense and confident he is as a colonel, but the reality is that he feels a storm brewing in his gut and is making a quick escape.

GUYSSSSS

When mc was a baddie in the night of secrecy card!!

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

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