L&DS HCs: hot girl stomach issues edition
I'm sorry in advance. I've been having tummy problems lately and pain inspires me.
Xavier
He could eat a car battery and be perfectly fine
The healthiest gut, an actual medical anomaly
Possibly from the years he's spent poisoning himself with his own cooking
Lives life carefree, never knowing the shame, agony, and humiliation of having chronic dookie disease
Does not know what gluten is
Zayne
Sensitive to dairy, other than that he's usually fine
But like really sensitive. One slice of cheese and the warning rumbles have already begun.
Tries to maintain a healthy gut microbiome by dieting and taking supplements
Stress bloating and stress-induced acid reflux
Pepto loyalist
Rafayel
Sensitive to spicy food but still routinely puts his digestive system through that torture
Ate an entire jar of flintstones vitamins once
Not a stranger to stomach agony, but usually self-inflicted
Enjoys the tropical fruit flavored tums
Sylus
As much as I'd like to say he suffers from agonizing irritable bowel syndrome, I don't see it for him.
Will probably have to stop drinking as he gets older though, having too much wine is starting to make him feel queasy these days
Not that he'd admit that to anyone though
Caleb
Actually suffers from agonizing irritable bowel syndrome
Desperately tries to keep it a secret to maintain his mystique
Creeps up on him hard and fast with no warning
Ends conversations abruptly and walks away with little room for protest from his underlings, which would usually shows how no-nonsense and confident he is as a colonel, but the reality is that he feels a storm brewing in his gut and is making a quick escape.