Maybe This Time Picking At Textures On My Skin Will Lead To Being Silky Smooth

I had a dream Caleb was angry at me and he took off his bionic arm and threw it at my head.

MC, peeking her head into Zayne's office: Hey, why aren't koalas considered bears?

Zayne, smiling: Because they're marsupials.

MC:

Zayne:

MC: BeCaUsE tHeY'rE mArSuPiALs. No! It's because they don't have the right koala-fications. >:(

This was just going to be a line drawing

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when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

??? EXPLAIN INFOLD PLEASE ???

You’re telling me we kissed before?? And never talked about it again??

Okay but hear me out… kiss practice trope 👀

No but imagine after a long day of being yelled at by the farspace fleet colonel you log onto moments and see ur literal boss comment “XD” and “:P” under some girl’s post

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

https://x.com/lysbx1031/status/1823291752767520914?s=12

^^^ links to the artist @ Lysbx1031 on twitter

This is just to good to not post