When Mutual Tell Me Two Fictional Men I Dont Know Had Gay Sex

Saw these and started cackling

sylus’ approaching dusk secret times does smth sooo weird to me . he’s literally devouring mc ?#%\uw$.&2akzow@/@/“.!: i feel so shyyyysyw. the eating out noises ..? his jpn voice is ssooo good and attractive leave me alone . ‘it’s practically pouring now’. it’s. pouring indeed. HE IZ SLURPING AND LAPPING AT IT LIKE CRAZYDYUDDK . horrible man leave me alone. ‘Ac26>\£|¥{|+{~=\+|+~

Mermaid Biology

So, lets talk about Mermaids, because that’s exactly the sort of thing we adults do on a weekend.

We all have these concepts of mermaids in our head. They should be beautiful, flowing and colorful with big tails and ability to sing. Artists love to draw them in all sorts of poses, in all shapes and sizes, tails bending all over the place. They are not the most logical of beasts. So lets try to explain them which science!

Mammal, Fish, or reptile?

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Me checking on one of my beloved ao3 fics that hasn't been updated since 2017

No because I literally thought the same. I need to see his bathroom now what??

you telling me THIS is the bathroom sylus called “small?”

you telling me THIS is the bathroom those shower sex fics were about???

i was imagining it would be at least 1/4th the size of the room but DAMN

Writers are scary because we’ll take personal trauma and think, "Hmm… what if this happened to my fictional characters but worse?"

my babyyyy! 😣 look at him sulking and pouting😭🤍

full credit to artist: @fishbone0306 on X!