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L&DS HCs: hot girl stomach issues edition

I'm sorry in advance. I've been having tummy problems lately and pain inspires me.

Xavier

He could eat a car battery and be perfectly fine

The healthiest gut, an actual medical anomaly

Possibly from the years he's spent poisoning himself with his own cooking

Lives life carefree, never knowing the shame, agony, and humiliation of having chronic dookie disease

Does not know what gluten is

Zayne

Sensitive to dairy, other than that he's usually fine

But like really sensitive. One slice of cheese and the warning rumbles have already begun.

Tries to maintain a healthy gut microbiome by dieting and taking supplements

Stress bloating and stress-induced acid reflux

Pepto loyalist

Rafayel

Sensitive to spicy food but still routinely puts his digestive system through that torture

Ate an entire jar of flintstones vitamins once

Not a stranger to stomach agony, but usually self-inflicted

Enjoys the tropical fruit flavored tums

Sylus

As much as I'd like to say he suffers from agonizing irritable bowel syndrome, I don't see it for him.

Will probably have to stop drinking as he gets older though, having too much wine is starting to make him feel queasy these days

Not that he'd admit that to anyone though

Caleb

Actually suffers from agonizing irritable bowel syndrome

Desperately tries to keep it a secret to maintain his mystique

Creeps up on him hard and fast with no warning

Ends conversations abruptly and walks away with little room for protest from his underlings, which would usually shows how no-nonsense and confident he is as a colonel, but the reality is that he feels a storm brewing in his gut and is making a quick escape.

I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own

Credits artist @sakon in X

He got a scratch from a kitten.

I'm cooking on my ao3 just you guys wait

THEY GAVE THEM MULLETS YA'LL SOMEBODY CHAIN ME UP

STOP THIS MADNESS Y'ALL 😭💀

"Don't cry, you're perfect"

Me, reading my fic drafts: Damn this is pretty good, when's the author gonna finish it?