Credits @lopelyjm

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Flatten your nose bridge...? Me?? Desecrate the eighth wonder of the world??? Sir, that bridge and the whole rest of your nose is my actual temple of worship — I'd sooner flatten myself 😤

I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

Credits artist @sakon in X

Need sylus and caleb fight for me

They both have strong asf evols

"I'm sorry. He's just very busy."

fanfic authors b like ‘haha this chapter got a little out of hand it’s a little longer like 60k words’

babes that’s a novel. you wrote a novel.

Caleb's affinity lvl 85!!!!!!!

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Credits artist @TENNETshizi

I like to think that the ao3 staff find out that ao3 is down from the screams of anguish on tumblr alone