[LADS] Womb

Crow family Pt. Lifespan of a cat

Luke: Hey, look at that cute cat! We should really get one for the base.

Kieran: You want to take care of a cat for that long?

Luke: What? How long do they live?

Kieran: Somewhere between 13-20 years, maximum.

Luke: What!? That's almost like a human lifespan!

MC: You.. you think a human's lifespan is only around 20 years?

Sylus: Fair. We live in N109 Zone.

Flatten your nose bridge...? Me?? Desecrate the eighth wonder of the world??? Sir, that bridge and the whole rest of your nose is my actual temple of worship — I'd sooner flatten myself 😤

I saw others doing this so...

‼️ Bonus points if you can guess who my fav is <34

things that are not talked about enough in Love and Deepspace

i'm surprised i haven't found something like this for LADS, so decided to document some interesting things I found while playing. i limited myself to Main Story, Kindled Memories, Moments posts, texts, interactions, (or stuff you can proc while playing) and did not include limited time events or the chibi comics.

(i've definitely missed out on many so feel free to reblog and add your own encounters!)

read part 2!

Sylus and Xavier are big eaters

Rafayel gets seasick, despite being a fish

Sylus got lost in a train station once

Rafayel can hear fish scream

Nobody comments when Sylus polishes a gun in public at a cafe

Xavier and MC lived in the same building for 6 months before they find out

Sylus’s heart rate can reach up to 150 bpm, and he wants MC to sync to it

Nobody recognises Xavier while he’s wearing the Lumiere mask

Rafayel scolds a cat

Rafayel then made MC choose between him and said cat

This happens twice

Sylus goes ice fishing, often with little success

Xavier also goes fishing, often with more success

Nobody comments when the boys show up to the cafe in nothing but bath towels

MC has said that the dual-prong claw reminds her of a really big fork

Rafayel makes you choose between him and a cat printed on a badge

Sylus has implied that his muscles and abs are not real

Rafayel synced his phone to MC’s steps tracker at one point

Sylus also does this

Xavier names every bird that visits his house

Rafayel used a piece of bread as an eraser, then ate it afterwards

Sylus sleeps sitting up

MC loses a fight against 12 crabs

Zayne believes in mythical creatures (or, at the very least, unicorns)

Sylus’s nickname “Lil S”

Rafayel paints with the blood of his slain people sometimes

Xavier found a bird egg in one of his flower pots one day, and wants to boil and eat it

Sylus guides a scared duck back home

This happens twice

“I’m pretty sure there’s bad juju in that custard bread.” is a line Rafayel once said

MC accidentally grows garlic instead of daffodils

Zayne mistook a plastic bag for a white cat

Sylus gets his motorbike stolen

Sylus and MC were spotted on a joyride because they were wearing glow-in-the-dark glasses

Xavier’s Hunter Uniform is popular with kids

Xavier takes a photo using a public telephone

Sylus recommends tequila as a dinner option

The account named rafayel_ridable_fish_dinner

Zayne’s nickname at the cafe “Large 100% Sugar Latte To Go”

Sylus expressed an interest in baseball

MC is a true crime watcher

MC gifts Zayne a jar of air, and he recommends her to get a MRI scan

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

cw. fluff, was supposed to be longer but 💔, this is js happy go lucky idk

ceo!sylus who just loves spoiling you, his nerdy!gf.

you want him to spend $200 on skins of your favorite little virtual people? he’ll do it. you want to go to an overly expensive, poorly organized and managed anime or comic convention? he’s buying the tickets and scheduling a flight. you want to buy a limited-edition, anniversary figure that costs a car note?

sylus. will. do. it.

and he’ll be there to support you. always. he’ll sit in your gaming chair with you perched in his lap, half-lidded eyes much more focused on your rapidly changing expressions than the intense gameplay on screen.

he’ll attend those conventions with you, cosplaying with you as your favorite ship or character. it successfully wards off any snotty-nosed, body-pillow-toting neckbeards too from trying to cop a feel or peek up your skirt or down your top. it just takes one sharp look and they're backing off, stumbling away with muttered, incoherent apologies and more sweat pouring down their hairy backs.

you’re cute, yes, but that's only something he gets to fully appreciate.

hell, sylus will even sit there and help you put your figures together, whether it be just putting pieces in place or supplying materials for your garage kits. one of those figures is still sitting on his desk to this day.

there’s no limit to how many times he’ll swipe his card for you. anything you need, he’s there to give it to you, his beloved.

use him to your heart’s content. that’s what he’s for, after all.

i like to revisit this gif thrice a month and think about zayne

ଘ( ･ω･)_/ﾟ･:*:･｡☆

may the mullet babies come home to you my fellow enforcer girlies °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･