A witch once me I have the voice of an angel and it has since been my whole personality Keswick's #1 cappucino maker (somehow)
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imagine thinking you can just call people a slur
Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name
BBC Ghosts + Reductress Headlines (x)
What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i’m palestinian
Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian
Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten
I miss when electronics came in at least six colors and none of the colors were beige
Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.
I have never laughed at anything in my life as hard as I laughed at this fucking bracket
fucking unbelievable that lord byron wasn’t murdered. how. he was so fucking annoying. i would have killed him within minutes of meeting him
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
weatherboy (derogatory)
FETCH ME NEIL
when i die just remember i don’t care
there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!
All hills are silent if you think about it
I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional
I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.
happy easter!!!
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????
Netflix releasing their view count:
THE CUTEST
Going at 1 am to the farmer's market to buy the secret fruits
My mum: I’m not being over dramatic!!!
How she’s acting:
How could you kin Julian? He’s literally a tory...with this and the patcap shit this fandom’s doing my head in
thanks for the question! i kin julian because i hate women and minorities.
i miss her so fucking much (independent reading time)