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for ur daily twitter update: yale grad conservative thinkpiece man realizes he’s been using dog shampoo, claims it was an easy mistake to make. the shampoo:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

The fact that I can say ‘my sixteen year old sister was almost kidnapped by pedophiles today’ and a) it’s not the first time I’ve said it before and b) it doesn’t even get that much of a reaction, tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about what it’s like being a girl.

is she ya know *pulls out a sword*… lesbian?

is she ya know *pulls out two daggers* …bisexual??

is she ya know *pulls out a staff* …ace?

is she ya know *pulls out a mace* …pan?

is she ya know *pulls out fan*  …….a kyoshi warrior?

Few days ago I saw this meme trending and decided to read about the past Avatars.

Seriously, Kyoshi is a badass Avatar.

Anyway, I got interested in knowing about other avatars before her and looked up Avatar Kuruk (he sucks) & Avatar Yangchen. Only a few details are available about her. But they are gold..

Look what I found!

Highlighting the important part just in case you missed

So, lets just say if kyoshi took control of the wheel, any guesses on what Yangchen was doing?

katara: aang would never murder someone! no avatar would!

aang: i’m sure i’m innocent, please let me clear my name

sokka: i have determined kyoshi has an alibi!

kyoshi: 

female avatars

I like to think that the first 7 tips are the same, but Suki's 8th tip is "don't turn into the moon"

the moon girls edition 🌑🌕

Avatar Kyoshi said fuck them kids 💀

Kya: Dad, I have to tell you something...I’m gay

Aang, thinking about Kyoshi:

When you don’t know what to draw, draw Parks and Rec Part 2

Part 3 Bonus:

They took Parks and Rec off Netflix so this is how I am coping :’)

 Part 1   Part 3

Bonus:

You all asked for it so here’s part 3 (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ The snake juice one is coming pls bear with me 

Part 1

Part 2 Unfinished bonuses bc this post was freaking cursed and I’m too tired to complete these:

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

I love this so much holy fuck

Some favourite staging moments in productions of Shakespeare plays:

Clarence actually getting drowned in a barrel of wine on stage in Richard III; it was a small barrel, they stuck his head into it as he struggled, pulled him out for an instant as he gasped for air and screamed, his head was wet and sopping, his face all red

Macbeth clutching his empty hands to hold an imaginary child, casting a clawed shadow on the wall

Ophelia ripping out hanks of her hair to give to people during her ‘flowers’ scene (obviously fake hair in real life)

Benedict in Much Ado About Nothing hiding from Claudio, Leonato and Don Pedro, taking a swig from a can of beer that happened to be full of cigarette butts and spit-taking it all over Don Pedro and Leonato

who then awkwardly pretend to check if it’s raining

Angelo in Measure for Measure taking off a bloody cilice belt from around his thigh while saying ‘Blood, thou art blood’ 

Also a really good bit where Angelo shows up in a two way mirror later on when the Duke’s speaking to himself and cursing him; the Duke turns to point at the mirror and there’s Angelo, in the chain of office, pointing back, accusing the Duke as much as the Duke does to him

The moment in Julius Caesar where Brutus asks his servant Strato - who’s been sitting with his back to the audience and wearing a hat with a wide brim - to help him commit suicide; Strato stands while taking off his hat to reveal that he’s played by Caesar’s actor

(a collective gasp went around the theatre; really lent a whole new meaning to ‘Caesar, now be still. I killed not thee with half so good a will’)

After a frantic chase scene in The Comedy of Errors which ends with all the cast collapsed across the stage in exhaustion and the scenery itself falling to bits…a pair of underpants falls from the ceiling, and Dromio of Ephesus (who’d tried in vain to retrieve them at the start of the play) crawls over several other characters, seizes them and screams in triumph 

2 minute meme(via)

This is literally Wattpad rn,,, times havent changed they just evolved

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

fans: aw, those two are so cute together! I hope they are endgame (:

animators, adding six little blush lines:

I mean, have you seen Kyoshi?

Happy anniversary <3

Guess what I just finished watching...

I wonder if Vader ever found out that the droid who carried the Death Star plans was Artoo.

I can just imagine him thinking: “This explains everything. My men didn’t stand a chance.”

let’s take this moment to appreciate just what korrasami was able to accomplish- how they paved the way for most, if not all of the animated queer rep we have now; how they managed to become canon in a time when same-sex marriage wasn’t even legalized yet. say what you will about them, but korra and asami made history and paved the way for bubbline, catradora, steven universe, benroy, lumity and much of what we have now and i will forever be grateful

Korrasami walked so Destiel could run headfirst into traffic ❤️

Korrasami & Catradora, but switch the series

All the cute nicknames Victor Frankenstein called his son throughout the book:

catastrophe 

miserable monster

demoniacal corpse to which I have so miserably given life

an ugly mummy

a thing such as even Dante could not have conceived,

the filthy daemon to whom I have given life

no human

the wretch whom I had created

sight tremendous and abhorred

unearthly ugly being

too horrible for human eyes

miserable head

vile insect

abhorred monster

wretched devil

you, whose joint wickedness might desolate the world

too horrible for human eyes to behold

the filthy mass that moved and talked

wretch whom I dreaded

villain

monster of my creation

fiend

figure most hideous and abhorred

+ bonus - all the cute ways captain Robert Walton described Victor’s son on 1 page:

a form which I cannot find words to describe

never did I behold a vision so horrible as his face, of such loathsome, yet appalling hideousness

tremendous being

scary and unearthly in his ugliness

Tag yourself I’m “the filthy mass that moved and talked”