Aayla: *lectures Ahsoka On Being Too Attached To Anakin*

heartening saga honestly

LMAO!

I woke up with this in my head. Anakin calls Fives and Echo into a briefing with Obi Wan. Anakin points to a holo of Maul ‘back from the dead’. “IS THIS NORMAL?????” Echo shrugs. Fives facepalms. “Ah.... kriff I knew I’d forgotten something.” Obi Wan blinks. “You... forgot?” “Look, he’s not my arch nemesis, is he??”

A;SLDKFJA;SDLKFJ DEAD HAHAHA YUPPP

Keep the Jedi Out of It

With input from @atagotiak (Tia), @gelpenss (Gel), and @thisarenotarealblog (Doc).

Standard initial premise: Clones take over the Republic after Fox kills Palpatine.

Fun AU Twist: in order to keep people from trying to fuck over the Jedi, and also as a backup because they trust the Jedi to at least try to save them after the initial hubbub goes down, and also as a bit of a vindication for those who don’t like their Jedi… the clones arrest all the Jedi and just keep them in the brigs etc. until they figure out how to break the news to the galaxy that Palpatine was a bigger problem than previously anticipated.

“Why did the Jedi not stop you?” “Great question! We arrested them.” “…all of them?” “Yes.” “On what grounds?” “On ‘they would have stopped us from killing the Chancellor’ grounds.”

“The Jedi couldn’t stop you from arresting them?” “We just kind of told them 'here, hold this’ and then put the force cuffs on. It was really easy, actually, they trust us way too much, it’s kinda scary. A few of them passed out without the Force to keep them awake and the medics got pissed they hadn’t been sleeping.” “…you’re saying you did this for their own good?” “No, we did it so we could kill the Chancellor.”

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Jango: *asexual* Not to clap my own cheeks-

Obi-Wan: *also asexual, very confused* What?

Jango: But, you know- *points at his clone army* I got connections on how to make kids.

Obi-Wan: Oh… *points at Anakin, Ahsoka and Reva* I found two of those in the garbage, and the council threw the other one at me and said ‘catch’ so I like… yeah I got connections too.

Lucky: you and general Secura need to bone.

Bly: *high pitched* what did you say to me?

Flash: please don't say it again

Lucky: I said you and general Secura need to bone.

Bly: hoooOw dare you trooper, I am your supIORIOR OFFICER!

Flash: *facepalms*

-10 minutes later-

Bly: BONE!!!!

-15 minutes later-

Bly: whathappensinmybedroomtroopers, is none of your business!

-25 minutes later-

Bly: boOoOoNE?!

-40 minutes later-

Bly: dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

Gonna make it “Final Craft”

“Blue Girlfriends Bros!”

Fox want his brothers to leave him alone, while Bly just happy to not be the only one with a girlfriend 💙💛

Bonus:

when i die i hope it’s bc a clone murdered me with his blaster pure snark

Every writer on Tumblr: “I would combust out of love if someone ever drew fanart of my fic!!” Me: “oh man I wanna draw this scene BUT THEY WOULD PROBABLY HATE IT AND HATE ME FOR THE NERVE”